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Your Uncle Billy Just Slipped You a Fifty to Play Hold the Line by Toto Through the Bluetooth Speaker. What Are You Going to Do?
Ah, Uncle Billy. Always one for the classics! You were expecting a classic from Nirvana or Led Zeppelin, but Uncle Billy has something else…
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Emo Pop-punk Turned Deathcore Band Announces Their “Heaviest Album Yet”
Broken Hearts and Wrist Marks have just announced the release of their heaviest album yet. The album, titled ‘Hyper-Gravitational’, is said to be so…
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Elon Musk calls out Lorna Shore fans on Twitter
Tech mogul Elon Musk has called out fans of deathcore band Lorna Shore for their lack of vocal criticism over the group’s recent decision…
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Uh Oh: Justin Bieber Has Been Caught Moonlighting as a Jingle Writer for Pharmaceutical Companies
It was recently revealed that renowned pop star Justin Bieber had been secretly moonlighting as a professional jingle writer. The singer, who has long…
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Morrissey Announces new far right merchandise line
In a shocking turn of events, the beloved alternative rock icon Morrissey has announced the launch of his latest merchandise line, ‘Morrissey and the…
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Guy Fieri Announces New Metal Band and Tracklist For Self-titled Album
The world of heavy metal music was rocked today with the announcement that celebrity chef Guy Fieri is launching a metal band. The band,…
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Karnivool Announces an Announcement About The Announcement for Their Upcoming Album Announcement
Karnivool fans rejoice! The Australian progressive rock band has announced an exciting new announcement that will have their die-hard fans frothing at the mouth…
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Fred Durst Wants To Save Twitter Using “The power of nu-metal”
Fred Durst, world-renowned vocalist and frontman of the nu-metal band Limp Bizkit, has announced his latest venture: saving Twitter. The social media platform has…
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Periphery Finally Reveals Details About Their Upcoming Album: Periphery V
In a long-awaited announcement, djent pioneers Periphery has finally revealed the release of their highly anticipated new album titled Periphery V – The Sound…
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Metallica Announces St Anger 2
In a shocking move, Metallica has announced the release of their highly anticipated album, St Anger 2, featuring even more snare drum than the…
