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Five Finger Death Punch Still Sucking: Even Family Embarrassed
It’s been years since the infamous metal band Five Finger Death Punch first emerged on the music scene, but it seems that the group…
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Parkway Drive on Mission to Conquer Pacific Island Nation: Fans Secretly Cheering Them On
In a shocking announcement today, Australian metalcore band Parkway Drive has declared war on the small Pacific island nation of Palau. The declaration surprises…
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Ville Valo Shocked as Bam Margera Transforms into Barista Monster
Finnish singer-songwriter Ville Valo was shocked to discover the transformation of his long-time friend, the American skateboarder and TV personality Bam Margera. In a…
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Does Frank Ocean Realize He Is Headlining Coachella 2023?
It’s a perplexing question that many fans of Frank Ocean have been left asking after it was announced that the elusive singer-songwriter is set…
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Paramedics on Standby as Travis Scott is Announced as Headliner for Bonaroo 2024 In Accidental Leak
The Bonaroo 2023 line-up has only just been released, but in a huge oopsie daisy moment, the organizers accidentally revealed Travis Scott will be…
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Coachella Announces Knocked Loose As Part of 2023 Lineup, Crowd Asks “Who?”
It’s no secret that Coachella is the go-to music festival for discovering the latest and greatest bands, but this year festival-goers may be scratching…
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Hipsters Celebrate as Neutral Milk Hotel Announces Vinyl Box Set Release
In a move that has sent hipsters across the world into a frenzy of excitement, beloved indie-rock band Neutral Milk Hotel has announced plans…
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Rod Stewart’s Birthday Cake: Blended For Easier Chewing
Today marks the 78th birthday of legendary singer Rod Stewart and in order to ensure he has the best day possible, his friends have…
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Protest the Hero Takes Protesting to a Whole New Level with Upcoming Album, 8 Songs Already Done
The band Protest the Hero is taking their love of protesting to a whole new level with their upcoming album. The group has already…
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Joe Biden’s Bedtime Favourites: A Collection of Nursery Rhymes to Put the President to Sleep
As the United States continues to grapple with inflation and global uncertainty, our beloved President Joe Biden is working tirelessly to ensure the nation’s…
