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The Strokes Cause Controversy by Revealing Their Band Isn’t Named After Actual Strokes
The Strokes have found themselves in hot water after an unexpected admission from the band. After years of speculation, it has finally been revealed…
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Local Dad Shreds Traffic Light Polyphia Air Guitar Solo
Local dad, Dave Johnson, is turning heads in his hometown after a video of him playing an air guitar solo at a traffic light…
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Jennifer Lawrence’s Disdainful Glare Fails to Stop Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Triumph
Environmental activist Greta Thunberg has become the first woman to have multiple tweets with at least 3 million likes. Both Tweets were criticising faux…
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Beyonce’s New Album Confirmed To Be Entirely Composed of ‘Yaaaasss’
In an unexpected move, the queen of pop, Beyoncé, has announced that her next album will be composed entirely of the phrase ‘Yaaaasss’. The…
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Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns
Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge,…
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Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created
In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other…
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Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing
It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling…
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Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away
In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London.…
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Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits
In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew…
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Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?
Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the…
