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Lamb of God Unleashes Wrath of Baa-dassery Upon Unsuspecting Fans
Fans of the heavy metal band Lamb of God have been left in a state of shock following their latest show. Reports of the…
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Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van
Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in…
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Kids Revert to Prehistoric Times After Listening to CDs
In today’s digital age, it can be hard to imagine that a simple CD could profoundly affect people. But a group of researchers at…
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Cult Initiation Through the Mail: Welcome to Doomsday Music
We’ve all heard about those strange cults that make their members wear strange robes and dance around campfires chanting strange incantations. But who knew…
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Foo Fighters Reveal New Drummer Replacing the Late Taylor Hawkins
The Foo Fighters announced that they have found their new drummer in the unlikeliest of places: Sesame Street. And a well-known, highly proficient drummer…
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Wow! Anthony Kiedis of Red Hot Chili Peppers Just Jump Started a Car with His Nipples
In a stunning display of raw power and unbridled rock and roll energy, Anthony Kiedis, lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, shocked…
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Metallica Frontman James Hetfield Warns of Social Media Impostors: Or Is That Something an Impostor Would Want Us to Think?
Metallica frontman James Hetfield has issued an urgent warning to fans about the proliferation of imposter accounts on social media, claiming that “at least…
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Suicide Silence Announces New Album ‘Silent No More’: Band Set to Break World Record for Loudest Silence
In a shocking turn of events, heavy metal band Suicide Silence has announced their newest album, “Silent No More.” Fans of the band were…
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Fantastic News: Toaster and Daft Punk Collaborate on #1 Hit Song of 2023
In a surprising turn of events, the beloved French electronic music duo Daft Punk and a sentient toaster named Billy have released the song…
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Lars Ulrich Sues Universe for Copyright Infringement
Lars Ulrich, the outspoken drummer of heavy metal band Metallica, has filed a lawsuit against the entire universe for copyright infringement. In a press…
