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Craig Reynolds of Stray From The Path Unveils Insane Plan to Take on Church of Scientology
Craig Reynolds, drummer of the hardcore band Stray From The Path, has announced his plans to take on the Church of Scientology in a…
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5 Signs Your Metal Band Vocalist Is Actually A Slug From Another Planet About to Enslave Humanity
While most metal vocalists are human, some have been known to be…otherworldly. Here are five signs that your metal vocalist is actually a slug…
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Thrice Thrills Fans with Groundbreaking Performance from Ambulance
Fans of Thrice were in for a treat last night when the band performed from a moving ambulance, joining the growing trend of artists…
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Panic! At the Disco’s Brendan Urie Announces Breakup with…Himself
Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendan Urie announced today that he has officially broken up with himself. “I just couldn’t take it anymore,” Urie…
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Accountant from London Discovers He Has Been Trapped Inside Sleep Token for Months
Dave, a mild-mannered accountant from London, was shocked to discover that he had been trapped inside the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token…
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Christian Mom Reviews: Fall Out Boy’s ‘So Much (for) Stardust’ Album
As a Christian mother and music lover, I was excited to check out the latest album from pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. However, upon…
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EXCLUSIVE: Man Who Uses Wife’s Leg as Drum About to Face Music
Bob Jenkins, a seemingly normal husband and father of two, is about to receive a wake-up call that he won’t soon forget. Bob has…
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Sleep Token is Just Bastille for Depressed Teenage Girls
Experts have uncovered the truth behind the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token. After years of speculation, it turns out that the band’s…
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The Band Alpha Wolf has been Lying to Fans: Lead Vocalist Not a Real Wolf, Neither is the Band
It has been revealed that Australian metalcore band Alpha Wolf has been lying to its fans about the true identities of its members. Despite…
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‘Du Hast’ To Be Kidding Me: Rammstein Responsible for High Gas Prices
The cost of gasoline is a hot-button issue for many Americans. With prices fluctuating wildly, it’s easy to blame the oil companies for the…
