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Mark Holcomb Reminds Fans: Cheatin’ Ain’t Easy, but Holcombin’ is!
Mark Holcomb, of the progressive metal band Periphery, has been reminding his fans, a devoted group of “Holcombinators”, that it’s time for some Holcombin’.…
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Wholesome: Falling In Reverse Front Man Ronnie Radke Just Reunited With His High School Bully
It was a sight to behold, folks! The popular frontman of the popular rock band Falling In Reverse, Ronnie Radke, just reunited with his…
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Joe Rogan Bored Out of His Skull During Periphery Interview
Joe Rogan, famed podcast host and comedian, recently decided to interview the band Periphery, but the episode was short lived. After about a quarter…
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Bored Ape NFTs Left Hanging as NFT Bubble Pops, Now Available at Local Gas Station Bargain Bin
In a sign that yet another cryptocurrency bubble has burst, bored ape NFTs have been seen in a gas station discount rack for a…
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Kate Bush Admits She Has Failed to Live Up to Her Song Title
In a surprising turn of events, legendary singer-songwriter Kate Bush has made a shocking admission: she has never actually run up a hill, despite…
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Shocking Scene at Local Concert: Man With Ponytail Wreaks Havoc in Mosh Pit
A dark and chaotic scene unfolded at a local music venue this week when, much to the surprise of concertgoers, a man with a…
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Misha Mansoor Announces Departure from Periphery To Become A Used Car Salesman
Filed under: you had us at full tank of gas. Misha Mansoor, former member of the band Periphery, has stepped away from the stage…
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Brave: this Red Lobster employee just fought a disgruntled customer live on stage at a Kid Rock concert (and won)
The world is full of brave heroes, but none more so than this Red Lobster employee who fearlessly took on an irate customer during…
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Job For a Cowboy’s New Album is Music to Cattle’s Ears
Metal fans everywhere are rejoicing as Job For a Cowboy (JFAC) announced their new album, “The Agony Seeping Storm,” will be released sometime in…
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Man’s Steering Wheel Drumming Wish Finally Comes True
The day finally arrived for Billy Smith: his talents behind the wheel were finally recognized. Billy, a middle-aged gentleman from the small town of…
