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Peppa Pig Gets a Gritty Makeover with Deathcore
The beloved children’s character Peppa Pig has been making waves this week with the release of her new album: Deathcore. The album features an…
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Travis Barker Lives Up to His Name, Becomes Human Drum Set
Los Angeles, CA – Travis Barker, drummer for Blink-182, has taken his passion for percussion to a new level. After years of pounding out…
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Tim Henson’s Neck Tattoo Comes to Life, Wails in Agony
The members of the fusion instrumental band, Polyphia, have been in a state of shock since their guitarist, Tim Henson, appeared on stage with…
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Plain White T’s Vocalist Continues Creepy Stalker Song Streak with ‘I’ve Been Expecting You, Meghan’
In yet another display of his undeniable talent for creepily fixating on women he’s never met, Tom Higgenson, vocalist of the Plain White T’s,…
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Wow! 50 Cent Just Stopped By Our Office and Gave Us a Burner Phone
We never expected it to happen, but it did: 50 Cent just dropped off a burner phone for us! We were all surprised when…
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Psychiatrist Baffled After Patient Insists ‘Djent’ Is Real
In a bizarre turn of events, a patient at the local mental health clinic has been insisting that the much-debated music genre ‘djent’ is…
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Tyler, The Creator Declares War on CCP, Promises to Single-Handedly Take Down Communism Worldwide
Rapper and fashion designer Tyler, The Creator has announced his plans to take on the Chinese Communist Party and bring an end to communism…
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Taylor Swift Finally Admits She’s Just a Criminal With a Guitar
Taylor Swift has finally admitted what many of her fans have long suspected: that her music is actually about her criminal activities. “I can…
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The Identity of The Vocalist of Sleep Token Has Been Revealed
Fans of the enigmatic band Sleep Token were left reeling this week when the true identity of the band’s vocalist was finally revealed: none…
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Oasis Reuniting? Fans Unmoved by Prospect of More Mediocre Music
The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with…
