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DJ Khaled Announces Upcoming Guitar Tab Book, Oh No!
It’s been a wild ride for DJ Khaled lately. After a string of hit songs, multiple albums, and several accompanying video projects, the music…
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Monkeys Compose Album That is More Djent than Periphery
In a shocking experiment, scientists recently put fifteen monkeys in a music studio and asked them to compose music. The end result? A Periphery…
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Paramore Caught Red-Handed: Band Compromised by CCP After Releasing New Communist Anthem ‘C’est Comme Ça’
Pop-punk favorite Paramore has caused quite the stir with their latest release, “C’est Comme Ça.” The song, which celebrates the joys of communism and…
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Jeff Beck Still with Us, Haunting Rolling Stone After Flawed Article
Jeff Beck fans rejoice! After Rolling Stone’s article claiming the guitarist never had a signature song, Beck is getting his revenge from beyond the…
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Music
Rolling Stone Admits It’s No Longer About Music Journalism, Announces Pivot to Toilet Paper
Rolling Stone magazine has announced that it is no longer focusing on music journalism, and is instead better suited for wiping yourself after going…
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Music
Five Finger Death Punch Still Sucking: Even Family Embarrassed
It’s been years since the infamous metal band Five Finger Death Punch first emerged on the music scene, but it seems that the group…
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Parkway Drive on Mission to Conquer Pacific Island Nation: Fans Secretly Cheering Them On
In a shocking announcement today, Australian metalcore band Parkway Drive has declared war on the small Pacific island nation of Palau. The declaration surprises…
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Ville Valo Shocked as Bam Margera Transforms into Barista Monster
Finnish singer-songwriter Ville Valo was shocked to discover the transformation of his long-time friend, the American skateboarder and TV personality Bam Margera. In a…
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Does Frank Ocean Realize He Is Headlining Coachella 2023?
It’s a perplexing question that many fans of Frank Ocean have been left asking after it was announced that the elusive singer-songwriter is set…
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Paramedics on Standby as Travis Scott is Announced as Headliner for Bonaroo 2024 In Accidental Leak
The Bonaroo 2023 line-up has only just been released, but in a huge oopsie daisy moment, the organizers accidentally revealed Travis Scott will be…
