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World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid
It’s time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as “djent.” For…
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SoundCloud Rapper Takes a Stand Against Putin
In what is sure to be one of the more controversial SoundCloud releases of 2023, an aspiring rapper by the name of ‘Lil’ Donnie…
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Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”
Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the…
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KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze
In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast…
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Rammstein Announces New Album, Promises Even More Fire and Brimstone
German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in…
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Polyphia’s Tim Henson Dives Deep Into Fishman Pickups Collaboration: Will You Take the Bait?
Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist…
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Appetite for Wedding Destruction: Guns N’ Roses’ Slash Turns Wedding Photographer, but There’s a Catch: He Won’t Give the Photos Back!
In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can’t resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash recently made a…
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Metalheads Brace for Impact as Self-Proclaimed ‘Tough Guy’ Announces Pit Appearance
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck “The Crusher” Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to…
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Sleep Token Who? The Deftones-Inspired Sleep Tolkien Is Your New Musical Obsession!
If you’re a fan of Sleep Token, the British atmospheric metal band known for their cryptic, emotional performances, then it’s time to set your…
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Ed Sheeran’s ‘Eyes Closed’: World Ponders, Is the Apocalypse Upon Us?
NORWICH, UK – Just when the world believed it had reached peak suffering, Ed Sheeran, ginger-haired bard of the millennial age, has unleashed his…
