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Local Band Shocked to Discover Audience Didn’t Notice Guitarist Playing Entire Set Out of Tune

Local band, “The Soundwaves” were left stunned after their performance at Joe’s Bar last night when they discovered that not a single audience member…

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Brace Yourselves, Snowflakes: Born of Osiris Just Announced a MAGA-Inspired Metal Album That’s Guaranteed to Melt Your Safe Space

In the cacophonic world of metal, witness the unparalleled fusion of political soundbites and breakdowns that will leave you questioning reality. Born of Osiris…

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James Hetfield Shocks Fans by Taking Mid-Concert Bathroom Break, Proving He’s Just Like Us

Last night, fans were left in awe as Metallica front-man James Hetfield paused a sold-out show to take a much-needed bathroom break. The shocking…

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Experts Uncover Shocking Truth: Periphery is Actually a Fabricated Band Created by Music Industry Insiders to Sell More Guitar

In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular “progressive metal” band…

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Exclusive: We Combed Wiz Khalifa for Lice and Uncovered a Shocking Secret!

Los Angeles, CA – Is anyone else’s head feeling a little itchy or just ours? Recently our team of intrepid journalists found themselves with…

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Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement

Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…

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We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew

Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…

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We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!

It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…

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Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!

(Chicago, IL) – In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band…

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Usain Bolt Bravely Exposes Sleep Token – Someone Protect This Man At All Costs

Los Angeles, CA – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Olympic sprinting legend Usain Bolt came forth with a chilling exposé on the enigmatic band Sleep…