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Exclusive: We Combed Wiz Khalifa for Lice and Uncovered a Shocking Secret!
Los Angeles, CA – Is anyone else’s head feeling a little itchy or just ours? Recently our team of intrepid journalists found themselves with…
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Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement
Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…
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We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew
Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…
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We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!
It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…
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Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!
(Chicago, IL) – In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band…
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Usain Bolt Bravely Exposes Sleep Token – Someone Protect This Man At All Costs
Los Angeles, CA – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Olympic sprinting legend Usain Bolt came forth with a chilling exposé on the enigmatic band Sleep…
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World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid
It’s time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as “djent.” For…
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SoundCloud Rapper Takes a Stand Against Putin
In what is sure to be one of the more controversial SoundCloud releases of 2023, an aspiring rapper by the name of ‘Lil’ Donnie…
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Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”
Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the…
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KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze
In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast…
