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Aussie Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven Partners with Bunnings to Give Fans Snags at Upcoming Shows
Australian metalcore band Patient Sixty-Seven is teaming up with hardware store giant Bunnings to give fans a delicious treat at their upcoming shows: snags.…
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Subway Releases Statement: Hacktivist Vocalist’s Rap Was ‘Too Hot to Handle’
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of British Limp Bizkit, Hacktivist, was caught on camera rapping his order to the sandwich artist…
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Frank Ocean Drops New Album, Leaves Fans Guessing
Frank Ocean fans were left scratching their heads this past week when the multi-Grammy Award-winning artist announced the release of his highly anticipated new…
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Wholesome! A Beetle Laid Eggs Inside The Brain of Tosin Abasi and They’re Going To Hatch Soon
Tosin Abasi, the world-renowned virtuoso guitarist, was shocked after a rare species of beetle laid eggs inside his brain. The eggs are expected to…
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Music
Music Industry Forced To Admit That Djent Is Just A Fancy Word For Metal
Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial…
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Queen’s Brian May Shows Off His Hair-Raising Talent
Rock legend Brian May of Queen fame has recently found a new way to show off his musical chops: hair-raising. That’s right. The 72-year-old…
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Music
Pink Floyd Goes Pinker Than Ever: Band Rebrands as ‘Girly Floyd’
Pink Floyd fans may be surprised as the legendary rock band recently announced a dramatic rebranding of their name and image. The band formerly…
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Music
Refused Plays Refused: Band Leaves Audience Refused of Good Music
Audiences all around the world were shocked when the Swedish punk rock band Refused sold tickets to a sold-out show and then refused to…
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Music
King 810 Frontman Shocks Crowd by Beating Homeless Man to Death on Stage
Flint, MI – The lead vocalist of the controversial metal band King 810 shocked fans at a recent concert by brutally beating a homeless…
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Music
Sleep Token Outed as an AI
The popular band Sleep Token has been outed as an AI band. The band’s ethereal and haunting music is not the product of human…
