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Tom Morello single-handedly devours entire chip bowl at party, leaving guests in shock and awe
In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at…
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David Draiman Reveals Disturbed’s New Album Will Drop ‘Whenever the Voices in My Head Tell Me To’
Chicago, IL – In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band’s highly-anticipated new album will be released “whenever the voices…
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Eric Clapton Has Had Enough! Gives Crowd the Middle Finger During Sold-Out Concert
Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London’s O2 Arena last night. The incident occurred during…
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Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn…
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Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
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Country Star Luke Combs Responds to Fan’s Letter from Spaceship Ostrich – You’ll Never Guess His Out-of-This-World Reply!
Country musician Luke Combs has taken his cowboy hat and dulcet tones to infinity and beyond, sending shockwaves through our atmosphere and our very…
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Nursing Home Residents Shocked to Discover Hanson Living Among Them
Residents of the Sunny Acres Nursing Home were left in disbelief when they discovered that 90s pop sensation Hanson was now living among them.…
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The Real Slim Sweetie: Eminem to Rebrand After His Edible Nemesis
In a confectionery coup that’s left the world of hip-hop bewildered and jelly bean enthusiasts in stitches, rap legend and rhyme dictionary enthusiast Eminem,…
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Rockstar or Robin Hood? Mike Patton Solves Fuel Crisis One Gas Tank at a Time
Deep in the Gas-Less Hole of America – In a desperate attempt to counter the fuel crisis, noted musician and frontman of Faith No…
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Uh-oh! Rivers of Nihil Just Declared Global Thermostat War – And It’s Heating Up!
Well, buckle up, folks – because Rivers of Nihil have just thrown a sizzling curveball at the world, and it’s about to change our…
