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Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album
The Wiggles, the beloved children’s entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, ‘The…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist
In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it’s not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village
Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Experts Confirm Tupac Shakur’s Death Caused by a Broken Heart, Not Gunshot Wounds
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart. According to Dr Dre, who…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn’t bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tom Morello single-handedly devours entire chip bowl at party, leaving guests in shock and awe
In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
David Draiman Reveals Disturbed’s New Album Will Drop ‘Whenever the Voices in My Head Tell Me To’
Chicago, IL – In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band’s highly-anticipated new album will be released “whenever the voices…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Eric Clapton Has Had Enough! Gives Crowd the Middle Finger During Sold-Out Concert
Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London’s O2 Arena last night. The incident occurred during…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn…
· By Martin Finch