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Wholesome! Maynard from Tool Just Donated 3 Bottles of Wine To a Struggling Local Orphanage
In a heartwarming display of generosity, Maynard James Keenan, frontman for the band Tool, recently gifted a struggling local orphanage three bottles of wine…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant
Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album
Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Fred Durst Sets the Stage Ablaze in Latest Limp Bizkit Show
Fred Durst, the frontman of the rap-rock band Limp Bizkit, took things to a new level at a recent concert. During a performance of…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album
The Wiggles, the beloved children’s entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, ‘The…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist
In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it’s not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village
Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Experts Confirm Tupac Shakur’s Death Caused by a Broken Heart, Not Gunshot Wounds
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart. According to Dr Dre, who…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn’t bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to…
· By Martin Finch