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Music
6ix9ine Declares He’s ‘No Snitch’, But Will Spill the Beans To Police
New York rapper 6ix9ine, who was recently released from prison, recently caused a stir when he declared he was “no snitch” during an interview…
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Music
Miley Cyrus Implicates Father Billy Ray in Catalytic Converter Thefts
Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say…
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Music
Mike Portnoy Caught Red-Handed Eating ‘Under the Table’ in Cheating Scandal
When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else…
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Music
We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…
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Music
A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token
In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album “Take Me Back to Eden” by Sleep Token…
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Music
Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed
In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven’t forgotten since their heyday in…
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Music
Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside…
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Music
Breaking News: Machine Gun Kelly is a Loser
After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser. According to insiders,…
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Music
POV: You’re a Whammy Pedal and Kirk Hammett Is About to Violate You
As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience – knowing that something…
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Music
Emo Band Sheds Its Skin to Reunite as a Radio-Friendly Pop Group
It’s been almost two decades since the self-proclaimed “saddest band in the world”, Crying in The Rain, came together, and the members of 2005’s…
