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OMG! Rock Star Brendan Urie Solves the Ultimate Baby-Making Mystery – Exclusive Inside Scoop!
Los Angeles, CA – In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco’s lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night…
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Report: 99% of People Who Own Vinyl Are Posers That Don’t Vinyl Players and Will Die Alone With Zero Integrity
In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records…
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Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…
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The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…
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Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales
San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…
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Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.
Las Vegas, NV – Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it’s…
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U2’s Triumphant Return: New Album Automatically Installed on All Smartphones – Because Who Doesn’t Want More Undeletable Music?
DUBLIN, IRELAND – Just when you thought it was safe to update your smartphone, legendary rock band U2 has announced the release of their…
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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere
Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD – In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal…
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Blink 182 Now Officially Limp 182: Band Members Can’t Even Blink Without Straining Their Aching Joints
LOS ANGELES, CA – Nostalgia, they say, is a hell of a drug. But for fans of the once-youthful punk rock band Blink 182,…
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Eminem Releases New Album with Lyrics So Offensive, Even He Can’t Stand It
Rap superstar Eminem has done it again. In a shocking announcement today, the hip-hop icon revealed that he has been working on a new…
