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Polyphia’s Tim Henson Dives Deep Into Fishman Pickups Collaboration: Will You Take the Bait?
Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist…
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Appetite for Wedding Destruction: Guns N’ Roses’ Slash Turns Wedding Photographer, but There’s a Catch: He Won’t Give the Photos Back!
In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can’t resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash recently made a…
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Metalheads Brace for Impact as Self-Proclaimed ‘Tough Guy’ Announces Pit Appearance
In a move that has sent shockwaves through the metal community, Chuck “The Crusher” Green, a self-proclaimed tough guy, has announced his intention to…
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Sleep Token Who? The Deftones-Inspired Sleep Tolkien Is Your New Musical Obsession!
If you’re a fan of Sleep Token, the British atmospheric metal band known for their cryptic, emotional performances, then it’s time to set your…
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Ed Sheeran’s ‘Eyes Closed’: World Ponders, Is the Apocalypse Upon Us?
NORWICH, UK – Just when the world believed it had reached peak suffering, Ed Sheeran, ginger-haired bard of the millennial age, has unleashed his…
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Slipknot Fans Rejoice as Corey Taylor Leads Successful Coup in Australia
Sydney, Australia – Heavy metal band Slipknot has caused a stir in the land down under by leading a successful coup against the Australian…
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Father John Misty Becomes Priest After Years of Singing Profanities
After years of singing profanities and writing songs about the dark side of life, singer-songwriter Father John Misty has decided to take a new…
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Nickelback Shocked to Learn That People Have Hated Their Music for Years
Nickelback was in for a surprise when they learned that people have disliked their music for years. Bandleader Chad Kroeger had this to say:…
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Dr Dre Forced to Admit He’s Not a Real Doctor After Failing to Save Fan’s Life at Eminem Concert
A shocking revelation has come to light that Dr Dre, a legendary rapper and producer, is not a licensed medical doctor. The truth came…
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Headstrong and Headlong: Ronnie Radke Overhauls Popular Monstour Lineup, Welcomes Trapt, As I Lay Dying, Black Veil Brides, Design the Skyline, Attila, and Five Finger Death Punch!
In the wake of Spiritbox’s exit, Ronnie Radke did what he does best and shook things up for Falling In Reverse’s upcoming tour, transforming…
