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Mike Tyson’s ‘Wise’ Insight into the Music Industry Leaves Everyone Baffled
After an in-depth interview with the legendary Mike Tyson, it appears the only insight he had to offer into the future of the music…
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EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro
Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun…
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System of A Down Announces Surprise Album: ‘Yoga for Beginners’
The popular alternative metal band System of A Down has announced a surprise new album, titled ‘Yoga for Beginners.’ The album will be released…
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Periphery Fans Pretend Microphone Still Works at Sold-Out Show
At Periphery’s latest concert, the microphone stopped working halfway through the band’s set, and fans pretended as though nothing was wrong. “It was honestly…
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Sleep Token Frontman Forced to Trade Mic for Dishwashing Gloves After Skipping Out on Restaurant Bill
The enigmatic frontman of Sleep Token, known only as “The Vessel,” was spotted scrubbing dishes at a local restaurant after reportedly being unable to…
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Blink 182’s Linguistic Incompetence: A Study in Mispronunciation
It’s a question that has plagued music enthusiasts for decades: why do band’s like Blink 182 insist on mispronouncing words like “head”? After extensive…
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It’s Official: It’s 2023 and Headless Guitars Are Cancelled
After decades of experimentation and misguided attempts at innovation, guitarists everywhere have finally come to their senses and realized that headless guitars are, in…
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Music
Juicy J’s Bed Bug Bonanza: We Bought a Mattress That Turned Our Bedroom into a Fucking Horror Movie!
We purchased a mattress from Juicy J’s Amazing Mattress Emporium on a dark and stormy night. The neon sign flickered, casting an eerie glow…
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Jungkook, Military General, Ushers in New Era of BTS Takeover After Successful Military Coup
Today, the people of South Korea were in for a surprise when the K-pop group BTS announced that their member Jungkook had been appointed…
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Lars Ulrich from Metallica Proves That He’s Still Relevant by Eating His Own Drum Set
In a desperate attempt to prove that he still has relevance in the music industry, Metallica’s drummer Lars Ulrich recently decided to prove himself…
