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Throwing Shade: Morgan Freeman’s Bizarre Rant About Australian Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven!
Perth, Australia – Hollywood legend and renowned voiceover artist Morgan Freeman has reportedly become embroiled in a bizarre feud with Australian metalcore band Patient…
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Post Malone Adds Even More Ridiculous Tattoos to His Already Crowded Face
Rapper Post Malone has added more permanent drawings to his crowded face. The new tattoos, which include a cartoonish depiction of a slice of…
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Steel Panther Exposed as Government Mind Control Experiment
Who else had this on their 2023 bingo card? It has been revealed that the hair metal band Steel Panther was not a real…
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Tool Announces New Album, Releasing May 10, 2029 – Fans Wonder If They’ll Live Long Enough to Hear It
In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a…
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Avenged Sevenfold Has a Special Announcement For Their Fans: ‘Fuck You, We’re on Acid!’
Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: “Fuck you.” Their new album, titled “Life Is But…
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Elvis Costello is getting sick and tired of telling people, “No, I’m not that Elvis. You’re thinking of the other Elvis.”
Despite his impressive musical career and numerous accolades, the legendary singer-songwriter is constantly overshadowed by the other Elvis, who just happened to be a…
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Metallica Fans Left Stunned As Lars Ulrich Shocks Audience By Removing Prosthetic Limb From Orphan Child During St. Anger Performance
Metallica fans were shocked during the band’s most recent concert after Lars Ulrich stunned the audience by removing a prosthetic limb from an orphan…
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Wake Dollar: The Band That Hides Behind Masks Because They’re All Cancelled Musicians
Filed under: not Sleep Token Up-and-coming band Wake Dollar has decided to hide behind masks at all times in order to conceal the fact…
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Slipknot Finally Admits: We’re Not Actually a Band About Tying Knots
After years of confusion and misunderstandings, Slipknot, the Grammy-award-winning heavy metal band, has finally come clean about their true identity. In a shocking press…
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Lorna Shore Conspiracy Revealed: Band Just a Group of Robots Controlled by the Government
It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of…
