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Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement
Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…
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We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew
Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…
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We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!
It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…
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Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!
(Chicago, IL) – In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band…
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Usain Bolt Bravely Exposes Sleep Token – Someone Protect This Man At All Costs
Los Angeles, CA – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Olympic sprinting legend Usain Bolt came forth with a chilling exposé on the enigmatic band Sleep…
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World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid
It’s time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as “djent.” For…
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SoundCloud Rapper Takes a Stand Against Putin
In what is sure to be one of the more controversial SoundCloud releases of 2023, an aspiring rapper by the name of ‘Lil’ Donnie…
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Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”
Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the…
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KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze
In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast…
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Rammstein Announces New Album, Promises Even More Fire and Brimstone
German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in…
