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Headstrong and Headlong: Ronnie Radke Overhauls Popular Monstour Lineup, Welcomes Trapt, As I Lay Dying, Black Veil Brides, Design the Skyline, Attila, and Five Finger Death Punch!
In the wake of Spiritbox’s exit, Ronnie Radke did what he does best and shook things up for Falling In Reverse’s upcoming tour, transforming…
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OMG! Rock Star Brendan Urie Solves the Ultimate Baby-Making Mystery – Exclusive Inside Scoop!
Los Angeles, CA – In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco’s lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night…
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Report: 99% of People Who Own Vinyl Are Posers That Don’t Vinyl Players and Will Die Alone With Zero Integrity
In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records…
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Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…
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The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…
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Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales
San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…
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Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.
Las Vegas, NV – Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it’s…
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U2’s Triumphant Return: New Album Automatically Installed on All Smartphones – Because Who Doesn’t Want More Undeletable Music?
DUBLIN, IRELAND – Just when you thought it was safe to update your smartphone, legendary rock band U2 has announced the release of their…
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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere
Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD – In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal…
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Blink 182 Now Officially Limp 182: Band Members Can’t Even Blink Without Straining Their Aching Joints
LOS ANGELES, CA – Nostalgia, they say, is a hell of a drug. But for fans of the once-youthful punk rock band Blink 182,…
