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Slipknot Fans Rejoice as Corey Taylor Leads Successful Coup in Australia
Sydney, Australia – Heavy metal band Slipknot has caused a stir in the land down under by leading a successful coup against the Australian…
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Father John Misty Becomes Priest After Years of Singing Profanities
After years of singing profanities and writing songs about the dark side of life, singer-songwriter Father John Misty has decided to take a new…
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Nickelback Shocked to Learn That People Have Hated Their Music for Years
Nickelback was in for a surprise when they learned that people have disliked their music for years. Bandleader Chad Kroeger had this to say:…
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Dr Dre Forced to Admit He’s Not a Real Doctor After Failing to Save Fan’s Life at Eminem Concert
A shocking revelation has come to light that Dr Dre, a legendary rapper and producer, is not a licensed medical doctor. The truth came…
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Headstrong and Headlong: Ronnie Radke Overhauls Popular Monstour Lineup, Welcomes Trapt, As I Lay Dying, Black Veil Brides, Design the Skyline, Attila, and Five Finger Death Punch!
In the wake of Spiritbox’s exit, Ronnie Radke did what he does best and shook things up for Falling In Reverse’s upcoming tour, transforming…
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OMG! Rock Star Brendan Urie Solves the Ultimate Baby-Making Mystery – Exclusive Inside Scoop!
Los Angeles, CA – In an unexpected and wildly unanticipated move, Panic! At The Disco’s lead singer, Brendan Urie, took to Twitter last night…
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Report: 99% of People Who Own Vinyl Are Posers That Don’t Vinyl Players and Will Die Alone With Zero Integrity
In a recent report released by the Music Appreciation Association, it has been discovered that an astounding 99% of people who purchase vinyl records…
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Kanye’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Yeezy Shoes and CDs Now Sold by the Man Himself on Hollywood’s Walk of Fame
Hollywood, CA – In a scene with fans and foes shaking their heads, Kanye West, the once-untouchable music mogul, has been spotted peddling Yeezy…
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The Secret Taylor Swift Fan: ‘I Don’t Like Pop Music’ He Says, As He Sings ‘Shake It Off’
Bob Johnson, a self-proclaimed ‘pop-hater’, has been fooling his friends and family for years. He’s always been very vocal about his dislike for radio…
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Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying Blames Steroids for Slumping Ticket Sales
San Diego, CA – As ticket sales for As I Lay Dying’s latest tour continue to nosedive, frontman Tim Lambesis has resorted to an…
