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Creed Announces Comeback Tour: ‘We Just Need a Little Bit of Gas Money!’
The multi-platinum rock band Creed has announced their highly anticipated return to the stage with a comeback tour. But there’s just one catch: they…
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Music
M. Shadows of Avenged Sevenfold Confesses to Controversial Pre-Show Habit
LOS ANGELES – In a recent interview with Rolling Stone, Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows dropped a bombshell when he revealed that he smells…
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Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music
A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version…
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Music
15 Famous Music Artists Give You Their Best Life Advice
We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping…
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Music
Haunting No More! The Ghost That Has Haunted Slash’s Guitar For Years Finally Ascends to Rock ‘n Roll Heaven
It’s a day of celebration for fans of Guns n’ Roses and all of rock ‘n roll as the ghost of Slash’s guitar has…
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Walrus Audio Unveils Groundbreaking Effects Pedal: “The Horny Walrus”
Guitarists around the world are in for a treat! Walrus Audio, the renowned manufacturer of innovative guitar effects pedals, has just announced their latest…
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Emo Vocalist Continues to Beef on Twitter, But Now It’s Sacred as 14-Year-Old Fans Rush to His Defence
The ageing emo vocalist known to grace the stage with his angsty anthems and dramatic hair flips has found sanctity on social media. No,…
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Meshuggah Tired of Djent, Trying Their Hand at a New Genre: ‘Yent-ing’
Swedish metal band Meshuggah has announced that they are officially over djent and are now ready to take on a brand new genre of…
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The Weeknd Finally Realizes His Name Is Misspelled, and It’s Way Too Late
After years of fame and success, pop music sensation The Weeknd has finally realized that he has been spelling his name wrong all along.…
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Kerry King’s Wallet Cries As Reality of Slayer Calling it Quits Sets In
Kerry King, the legendary guitarist of the thrash metal band Slayer, is reportedly in a financial bind after Slayer no longer continued as a…
