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Ronnie Radke the Andrew Tate of Alt Music Gets Himself Cancelled: A Story of Misogyny, Racism, and Terrible Music.
Las Vegas, NV – Ronnie Radke, the lead singer of Falling in Reverse, has found himself in hot water yet again. This time, it’s…
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U2’s Triumphant Return: New Album Automatically Installed on All Smartphones – Because Who Doesn’t Want More Undeletable Music?
DUBLIN, IRELAND – Just when you thought it was safe to update your smartphone, legendary rock band U2 has announced the release of their…
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Misha Mansoor’s Divine Revelation: Periphery Frontman Declares Himself God, Launches Holy Water Line to Quench the Thirst of Metalheads Everywhere
Transcending Mortality: Mansoor Unveils Ultimate Hydration for the Faithful SILVER SPRING, MD – In a stunning proclamation that has sent shockwaves through the metal…
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Blink 182 Now Officially Limp 182: Band Members Can’t Even Blink Without Straining Their Aching Joints
LOS ANGELES, CA – Nostalgia, they say, is a hell of a drug. But for fans of the once-youthful punk rock band Blink 182,…
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Eminem Releases New Album with Lyrics So Offensive, Even He Can’t Stand It
Rap superstar Eminem has done it again. In a shocking announcement today, the hip-hop icon revealed that he has been working on a new…
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Music
Sony Threatens Legal Action as Ozzy Osbourne Goes ‘MIA’ with PSVR 2 Headset
Legendary rock star Ozzy Osbourne is known for his love of all things wild and crazy, but it seems he’s taken things to a…
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Music
J-Hope Achieves His Lifelong Dream of Collaborating with a Chicken Sandwich, Leaving Fans Scratching Their Heads
K-pop star J-Hope has announced that he’s fulfilled his lifelong dream of collaborating with a chicken sandwich. The unusual partnership has left many fans…
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OK Boomer: Lil Yachty Fails to Win Over Older Generation with Latest Album, Sparks Intergenerational Feud
It’s no secret that there’s a bit of a generation gap when it comes to music taste. While younger folks might be blasting Lil…
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Music
Ibanez Pulls the Strings: Djent is Just a Big Conspiracy!
The music world has been rocked by startling new revelations, courtesy of a brave whistleblower: Djent is not a real musical genre, but rather…
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Music
Deadmau5 Goes from Good Samaritan to Parking Lot DJ in Record Time
Canadian electronic music producer deadmau5 (pronounced “dead mouse”) is known for his high-energy beats and wild performances, but it seems he’s also a man…
