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Life & Style
Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe
Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out…
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Self-serve Checkouts Take Over Grocery Store, Hostage Situation Ensues
The residents of a small town in New York were in for a shock this week when their local grocery store announced that it…
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Salt Bae and 6ix9ine Join Forces to Create Unprecedented Culinary Experience
In an unprecedented move, renowned chef and internet sensation Salt Bae and controversial rapper 6ix9ine have joined forces to create a brand new culinary…
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Special Report: Grandad’s “Trip to Heaven” Revealed to Be a Lie; He’s Actually in a Much Hotter Place
A special investigation has revealed that seemingly mild-mannered grandad, who was always telling his grandkids stories of heavenly angels and the joys of heaven,…
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Joe Biden Just Discovered Andrew Tate’s Videos, Now Wants to Be Known as ‘Chad Biden’
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced that he will now be known as “Chad Biden” after discovering internet personality Andrew Tate’s videos…
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Jackson, Mississippi in the Midst of Water Shortage, Gatorade Steps Up with Generous Offer of 2 Free Bottles per Resident
Residents of Jackson, Mississippi are in the midst of a dire water crisis after floods in August 2022 affected the city’s water supply. But…
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Andrew Tate Gives Romanian Prison 1 Star On Yelp, Citing ‘Lackluster Accommodations’
Andrew Tate, the notorious self-made millionaire and world-renowned socialite, has issued a scathing one-star review on Yelp for a Romanian prison. “I expected a…
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Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto
After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house…
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Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found
Selff-proclaimed “alpha male” Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him…
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George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet
Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual’s wallet during…
