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Life & Style
Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto
After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house…
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Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found
Selff-proclaimed “alpha male” Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him…
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George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet
Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual’s wallet during…
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Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything
Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From “Gosh!” to “Yes! You know what, forget it,” the film’s characters…
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White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich
White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten…
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Dad Takes Down Cheesecake Factory Staff in Epic Cheesecake Showdown
An epic battle of epic proportions unfolded at the local Cheesecake Factory today, as one brave dad took down four staff members after they…
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Cardinal George Pell’s Last Tweet From Hell
Cardinal George Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, who has passed away at the age of 81 due to complications from hip surgery, took to…
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Jordan Peterson Weeps, Woke Left Desecrates Sacred Canadian Maple Syrup, Gender Pronouns and Barista with Horrifying Consequences
The world was stunned today as famed clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson, the champion of free speech, was seen weeping uncontrollably outside a café in…
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Who Will Deliver Our Uber Eats Now That Ken Block is RIP?
It was a sad day for the nation, as Ken Block, the beloved deliveryman for Uber Eats, recently passed away. Block, who was affectionately…
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Local Psychopath Pays Full Ticket Price Just to See The Support Act
Local resident and certified psychopath John Smith has shocked townspeople with his latest financial decision. Smith purchased a full-price ticket to a concert featuring…
