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Life & Style
Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
U.S. Banks Topple Like Dominos: Savvy Investors Now Flocking to the Bank of Mattress for Unparalleled Financial Security
SLEEPY HOLLOW, USA – As U.S. banks continue to crumble under the weight of their fiscal irresponsibility, Americans everywhere seek safe havens for their…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Woman Breaks Through Glass Ceiling With Refusal to Pay For Coffee
In a historic moment for women everywhere, one brave woman has broken through the glass ceiling, refusing to pay for her coffee. The unnamed…
· By Martin Finch
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It’s a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now,…
· By Martin Finch
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Starbucks Customers Rejoice as Frog in Coffee Machine Boosts Flavor
In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped.…
· By Martin Finch
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Andrew Tate Let’s Us Down Again, Fails to Develop Lung Cancer
Fans of Andrew Tate were left disappointed yet again this week, as the controversial figure announced that he does not have lung cancer. Tate,…
· By Martin Finch
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Epstein’s Mysterious Little Black Book Leaked – You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!
The long-rumored “Little Black Book” belonging to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been leaked – and the contents are…
· By Martin Finch
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Harvey Weinstein Tells Us All About Relationships – and it’s Not Pretty!
In a surprising move, disgraced former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has taken it upon himself to offer his two cents on relationships – and…
· By Martin Finch
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God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins
In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins.…
· By Martin Finch
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Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet.…
· By Martin Finch