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Life & Style
Sun’s Out, Suds Out: 10 Craft Beers to Chug Like There’s No Tomorrow
It’s that time again, folks! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your crippling seasonal allergies are back in full swing. But…
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Life & Style
The Rare Animal That Excretes the Secret Ingredient in Gatorade Is Going Extinct – And We Can’t Even!
Somewhere in the deepest, darkest recesses of the Amazon rainforest, there exists a creature so rare and vital to the athletic community that its…
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LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed
It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…
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Man Starts Argument with Wife in Parking Lot of Popeye’s Over Which Fried Chicken is Best
Filed under: marital discord A man was caught on camera starting an argument with his wife in the parking lot of a Popeye’s chicken…
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Life & Style
You Asked, They Listened: Netflix Has Announced They’re Bringing Back Radioshack Stores
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left industry experts scratching their heads and ’80s enthusiasts dancing in the streets, streaming giant…
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Life & Style
Wendy’s Announces Plan to End World Hunger with Unlimited Baconator Fries
Today, fast food giant Wendy’s announced that they will end world hunger with their new unlimited Baconator fries. “We’ve been working on this for…
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Life & Style
This Pitbull Would Never Hurt Anyone, Except That One Time Last Year, But We Don’t Talk About That: Prepare for a Canine U-Turn in Your Heart!
Cleveland, Ohio – Meet Mr CuddleWuddle, a lovable, cuddly Pitbull with a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. This furry bundle…
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Yes. That car behind you is definitely following you home
Alright, let’s get real here. We all know the dangers of coming home late at night. Whether it’s a creepy alley or an eerie…
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Life & Style
Federal Reserve Insists Economy is Simultaneously Soaring and Crashing
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Reserve, led by Chair Jerome H. Powell, who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard, announced today that…
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Life & Style
Special Investigation: Vegan Who Refuses to Use Fluoride Toothpaste, Eat Meat, or Anything Unnatural Definitely Going to Take MDMA Pills Made in a Bathtub, Later Tonight at a Club
Self-proclaimed “pure” vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The…
