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Life & Style
Federal Reserve Insists Economy is Simultaneously Soaring and Crashing
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Federal Reserve, led by Chair Jerome H. Powell, who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard, announced today that…
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Life & Style
Special Investigation: Vegan Who Refuses to Use Fluoride Toothpaste, Eat Meat, or Anything Unnatural Definitely Going to Take MDMA Pills Made in a Bathtub, Later Tonight at a Club
Self-proclaimed “pure” vegan was caught on camera purchasing a bag of illegal MDMA pills, made in a bathtub, at a club later tonight. The…
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Life & Style
Special Report: KFC’s Secret Recipe Finally Exposed, We’re Now On the Run
Vanflip has obtained a copy of the long-sought-after KFC 11 herbs and spices recipe in an exclusive scoop. After months of digging and piecing…
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Man Who Fears Transgender People in Women’s Bathrooms, Clearly Has Never Heard of Unisex Bathrooms
Greenville, SC – A local man is causing controversy after speaking out against a new policy that allows transgender people to use the bathroom…
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The Great St. Paddy’s Conspiracy: Liver Specialists Caught Green-Handed in Creating World’s Booziest Holiday
Dublin, Ireland – As the world dons green attire, chugs copious amounts of beer and pretends to be Irish for a day, a shocking…
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Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…
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U.S. Banks Topple Like Dominos: Savvy Investors Now Flocking to the Bank of Mattress for Unparalleled Financial Security
SLEEPY HOLLOW, USA – As U.S. banks continue to crumble under the weight of their fiscal irresponsibility, Americans everywhere seek safe havens for their…
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Life & Style
Woman Breaks Through Glass Ceiling With Refusal to Pay For Coffee
In a historic moment for women everywhere, one brave woman has broken through the glass ceiling, refusing to pay for her coffee. The unnamed…
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Life & Style
Conor McGregor 0 Banana Peel 1
It’s a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now,…
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Life & Style
Starbucks Customers Rejoice as Frog in Coffee Machine Boosts Flavor
In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped.…
