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Life & Style
Salt Bae and 6ix9ine Join Forces to Create Unprecedented Culinary Experience
In an unprecedented move, renowned chef and internet sensation Salt Bae and controversial rapper 6ix9ine have joined forces to create a brand new culinary…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Special Report: Grandad’s “Trip to Heaven” Revealed to Be a Lie; He’s Actually in a Much Hotter Place
A special investigation has revealed that seemingly mild-mannered grandad, who was always telling his grandkids stories of heavenly angels and the joys of heaven,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Joe Biden Just Discovered Andrew Tate’s Videos, Now Wants to Be Known as ‘Chad Biden’
Washington D.C. – President Joe Biden has announced that he will now be known as “Chad Biden” after discovering internet personality Andrew Tate’s videos…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Jackson, Mississippi in the Midst of Water Shortage, Gatorade Steps Up with Generous Offer of 2 Free Bottles per Resident
Residents of Jackson, Mississippi are in the midst of a dire water crisis after floods in August 2022 affected the city’s water supply. But…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Andrew Tate Gives Romanian Prison 1 Star On Yelp, Citing ‘Lackluster Accommodations’
Andrew Tate, the notorious self-made millionaire and world-renowned socialite, has issued a scathing one-star review on Yelp for a Romanian prison. “I expected a…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Satoshi Nakamoto Unmasked: Who is Satoshi Nakamoto
After years of speculation and investigation, a group of cryptocurrency enthusiasts were able to track down the elusive Nakamoto in a small, unremarkable house…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Andrew Tate’s ‘Matrix’ Realization: Keanu Reeves Nowhere to be Found
Selff-proclaimed “alpha male” Andrew Tate is reportedly having a crisis of faith after realizing that the Matrix may not, in fact, be holding him…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
George Soros Vaccinates Population, Steals $50 from Each Wallet
Billionaire philanthropist and conspiracy theory fodder George Soros has been accused of vaccinating the entire population and stealing $50 from each individual’s wallet during…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything
Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From “Gosh!” to “Yes! You know what, forget it,” the film’s characters…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich
White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten…
· By Martin Finch