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Life & Style
Man Who Quotes Too Much Napoleon Dynamite at Risk of Losing Everything
Everyone knows the 2004 cult classic Napoleon Dynamite and its iconic one-liners. From “Gosh!” to “Yes! You know what, forget it,” the film’s characters…
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White House in Shock as Biden’s Sofa Reveals Top Secret Documents, Decades Old Receipts and a Half-Eaten Ham Sandwich
White House staffers were sent into a frenzy this afternoon after the discovery of several top secret documents, decades old receipts, and a half-eaten…
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Dad Takes Down Cheesecake Factory Staff in Epic Cheesecake Showdown
An epic battle of epic proportions unfolded at the local Cheesecake Factory today, as one brave dad took down four staff members after they…
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Cardinal George Pell’s Last Tweet From Hell
Cardinal George Pell, the former Vatican treasurer, who has passed away at the age of 81 due to complications from hip surgery, took to…
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Jordan Peterson Weeps, Woke Left Desecrates Sacred Canadian Maple Syrup, Gender Pronouns and Barista with Horrifying Consequences
The world was stunned today as famed clinical psychologist Jordan Peterson, the champion of free speech, was seen weeping uncontrollably outside a café in…
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Who Will Deliver Our Uber Eats Now That Ken Block is RIP?
It was a sad day for the nation, as Ken Block, the beloved deliveryman for Uber Eats, recently passed away. Block, who was affectionately…
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Local Psychopath Pays Full Ticket Price Just to See The Support Act
Local resident and certified psychopath John Smith has shocked townspeople with his latest financial decision. Smith purchased a full-price ticket to a concert featuring…
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UNBELIEVABLE: Andrew Tate Says We’re All Trapped in a Romanian Prison Within the Matrix!
It seems that Andrew Tate, the famous British kickboxer, is making headlines yet again. In a recent post on social media, Mr. Tate has…
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Former Pope Benedict XVI Dies: Has a lot of explaining to do when he has exit interview with former boss
Former Pope Benedict XVI passed away at the age of 95, leaving many wondering what his fate will be when he answers to the…
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Man with Limp Pushes Back Against ‘I Literally Can’t Even’ Meme: ‘It’s Not Funny, It’s My Life’
It’s an overused phrase heard everywhere these days — from social media, to the office, to the mall: “I literally can’t even.” But for…
