Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Beyonce’s New Album Confirmed To Be Entirely Composed of ‘Yaaaasss’
In an unexpected move, the queen of pop, Beyoncé, has announced that her next album will be composed entirely of the phrase ‘Yaaaasss’. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns
Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Former Pope Benedict XVI Dies: Has a lot of explaining to do when he has exit interview with former boss
Former Pope Benedict XVI passed away at the age of 95, leaving many wondering what his fate will be when he answers to the…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids
It’s the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created
In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing
It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Dragonforce Plays for Spare Change as Their Guitar Hero Days Fade Away
In a shocking turn of events, the once-famous power metal band Dragonforce has been seen busking on the streets of their hometown of London.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Greta Thunberg Slams Andrew Tate for Unsustainable Pizza Box Habits
In yet another impressive takedown of climate change denier Andrew Tate, teenage environmentalist Greta Thunberg has publicly shamed the self-proclaimed and currently imprisoned Andrew…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Joe Rogan Weighs in on the debate: is djent a real music genre?
Joe Rogan has weighed in on the debate about whether djent is a real music genre, but in a surprise twist, Rogan took the…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Review: Every Loser by Iggy Pop
It’s been an exciting time for Iggy Pop fans with the release of his new album, Every Loser. But the record will leave many…
· By Martin Finch