Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Business
Crypto Investor Who Lost Everything Still HODLs Lambo Dream
Crypto investor John Smith, who had seen his cryptocurrency investments fall by 850% in 2022, leaving him bankrupt and without a home, has made…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Miley Cyrus Announces Another Flower Song Called ‘Flowers’: What Are We Supposed to Do with This?
Pop icon Miley Cyrus has just announced the release of her latest single, “Flowers,” on January 13th. While the title may sound sweet and…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
James Cameron Confirms Multiple Avatar Sequels: Is It Time for a Conservatorship?
James Cameron has lost the plot, stopping short of shaving off his hair to avoid drug testing. The director of Avatar has announced that…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
The Strokes Cause Controversy by Revealing Their Band Isn’t Named After Actual Strokes
The Strokes have found themselves in hot water after an unexpected admission from the band. After years of speculation, it has finally been revealed…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
A Review of Lana Del Rey’s ‘Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd’ – Sultry Pop or Mysterious Conspiracy?
Lana Del Rey’s latest album, Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd, has fans and critics alike scratching their heads in…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Barbara Walters Passes Away at 93 After One Final Interview With The Grim Reaper
Legendary journalist Barbara Walters passed away aged 93 after a long and successful career in television. She was known for her iconic interviews with…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Dad Shreds Traffic Light Polyphia Air Guitar Solo
Local dad, Dave Johnson, is turning heads in his hometown after a video of him playing an air guitar solo at a traffic light…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Pizza’, ‘Human Trafficking’ and ‘Andrew’ Trending on Twitter are Not About Him
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, was reportedly left feeling a little uneasy this morning when he noticed the terms ‘pizza’, ‘Andrew’ and ‘human trafficking’…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
UNBELIEVABLE: Andrew Tate Says We’re All Trapped in a Romanian Prison Within the Matrix!
It seems that Andrew Tate, the famous British kickboxer, is making headlines yet again. In a recent post on social media, Mr. Tate has…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Jennifer Lawrence’s Disdainful Glare Fails to Stop Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Triumph
Environmental activist Greta Thunberg has become the first woman to have multiple tweets with at least 3 million likes. Both Tweets were criticising faux…
· By Martin Finch