Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Local Dad Shreds Traffic Light Polyphia Air Guitar Solo
Local dad, Dave Johnson, is turning heads in his hometown after a video of him playing an air guitar solo at a traffic light…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Prince Andrew Breathes Sigh of Relief as ‘Pizza’, ‘Human Trafficking’ and ‘Andrew’ Trending on Twitter are Not About Him
Prince Andrew, Duke of York, was reportedly left feeling a little uneasy this morning when he noticed the terms ‘pizza’, ‘Andrew’ and ‘human trafficking’…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
UNBELIEVABLE: Andrew Tate Says We’re All Trapped in a Romanian Prison Within the Matrix!
It seems that Andrew Tate, the famous British kickboxer, is making headlines yet again. In a recent post on social media, Mr. Tate has…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Jennifer Lawrence’s Disdainful Glare Fails to Stop Greta Thunberg’s Twitter Triumph
Environmental activist Greta Thunberg has become the first woman to have multiple tweets with at least 3 million likes. Both Tweets were criticising faux…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Beyonce’s New Album Confirmed To Be Entirely Composed of ‘Yaaaasss’
In an unexpected move, the queen of pop, Beyoncé, has announced that her next album will be composed entirely of the phrase ‘Yaaaasss’. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Mark Tremonti Rejects Pantera Audition Over Bacon Grease Concerns
Heavy metal fans around the world were shocked yesterday to learn that Mark Tremonti, the guitarist and founding member of Creed and Alter Bridge,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Former Pope Benedict XVI Dies: Has a lot of explaining to do when he has exit interview with former boss
Former Pope Benedict XVI passed away at the age of 95, leaving many wondering what his fate will be when he answers to the…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Parents’ Divorce Makes Shopping Spree a Win-Win For Kids
It’s the news no kid ever wants to hear: Mom and Dad are getting a divorce. But there is a silver lining, which might…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Shia LaBeouf Admits He Has Been Method-Acting and Kanye West is a Fictional Character He Created
In a shocking turn of events, actor Shia LaBeouf confessed that he has been method-acting for the past several years and that no other…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Kendrick Lamar pens new song about the “joys” of Social Distancing
It seems that the rap icon Kendrick Lamar has found an interesting way to cope with the coronavirus pandemic. Already a master of storytelling…
· By Martin Finch