Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Man with Limp Pushes Back Against ‘I Literally Can’t Even’ Meme: ‘It’s Not Funny, It’s My Life’
It’s an overused phrase heard everywhere these days — from social media, to the office, to the mall: “I literally can’t even.” But for…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
LMAO: How We Fooled Vegans Into Eating Real Meat By Starting a Fake Plant-Based Company
In a daring move, we have pulled off a feat that had been thought impossible – fooling vegans into eating real meat. After months…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Chuck D. Admits Defeat: ‘I Should Have Invaded Britain When I Had the Chance
It’s been a tumultuous week for Chuck D., the former leader of the world’s most famous rap group, Public Enemy. After a long and…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Australian Supermarket Chain Woolworths Enlists Aussie Defence Force to Accelerate Hot Cross Bun Rollout
In an ambitious move to maintain their dominance in the hot cross bun market, Woolworths has enlisted the help of the Australian Defence Force…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Nick Cannon Announces 12th Child – Insurance Companies Prepare to Go Bankrupt
Just when we thought it wasn’t possible, Nick Cannon did it again. The popular TV host and entertainer has welcomed his 12th child into…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Grandad Reviews: Metallica’s New Album ’72 Seasons’ is A Little Too Loud For My Ears!
As an old-timer who fought in the thick of the Vietnam War, lemme tell you, I’ve been through some wild situations in my day.…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Andrew Tate Arrested After Being “Decimated” by Greta Thunberg in Viral Tweet
In a shocking turn of events, famous YouTuber and professional kickboxing champion Andrew Tate has been arrested by Romanian authorities for human trafficking. This…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Rock Solid or Rock Soft: Doritos Disses The Rock and He Doesn’t Even Defend Himself
It’s a war of words between the Doritos Twitter account and Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and Doritos has come out on top. In a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Courtney Love: “I’m Not Responsible For Kurt Cobain’s Death, But I Am Living In His Multi-Million Dollar Estate”
Courtney Love, the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has long been the subject of speculation about her husband’s untimely death. But…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Andrew Tate’s Penis Implant: A Bigger, Better Way to Boast
In what can only be described as a bizarre but remarkably effective attempt to gain social media attention, Andrew Tate recently announced that he…
· By Martin Finch