Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Science & Technology
Taliban Unveils Revolutionary ‘Mentos and Coke’ Space Program
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—In a surprise press conference held deep within the mountains of Afghanistan, the Taliban announced the launch of their new space program, set…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
#MountainDewTime: Elon Musk’s 10 Radical Twitter Policy Changes and What They Mean for You
Twitter users everywhere have been buzzing with the news that tech tycoon Elon Musk is shaking things up with 10 new policy changes to…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Special Report: Grandad’s “Trip to Heaven” Revealed to Be a Lie; He’s Actually in a Much Hotter Place
A special investigation has revealed that seemingly mild-mannered grandad, who was always telling his grandkids stories of heavenly angels and the joys of heaven,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
EXCLUSIVE: Man Who Uses Wife’s Leg as Drum About to Face Music
Bob Jenkins, a seemingly normal husband and father of two, is about to receive a wake-up call that he won’t soon forget. Bob has…
· By Martin Finch
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Business
Professional Predicts Most Unbelievable Future of Stock Market: Up, Down, Up, Down
In a shocking revelation, a professional in the stock market industry has predicted that the stock market will experience a never-before-seen pattern of up,…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Our Most Gracious King Charles – A Willing and Loving Leader of All Races (by The Daily Mail)
The Daily Mail proudly salutes King Charles, our beloved and esteemed monarch! His Majesty has been a tireless servant of the people, creating a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Sleep Token is Just Bastille for Depressed Teenage Girls
Experts have uncovered the truth behind the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token. After years of speculation, it turns out that the band’s…
· By Martin Finch
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Business
Inflation Not Related to Balloons, According to the World’s Worst Economist
In a cringeworthy moment, the world’s worst economist has made an embarrassing mistake while attempting to explain inflation to a group of students. During…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
The Band Alpha Wolf has been Lying to Fans: Lead Vocalist Not a Real Wolf, Neither is the Band
It has been revealed that Australian metalcore band Alpha Wolf has been lying to its fans about the true identities of its members. Despite…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Percy Hynes White Lubricates Up for Toughest Acting Challenge Yet: Prison
Star of breakout hit Netflix series ‘Wednesday’, Percy Hynes White has announced that he will be taking on the role of a lifetime: a…
· By Martin Finch