Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Britney’s Minders Insist She’s ‘Totally Fine’ After Fans Concerned For Her Welfare
In a statement released to the press, Britney Spears’ minders have insisted that the pop star is safe and well, despite growing concerns from…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Netflix Begins Gaslighting Subscribers: They Have Never Cancelled a Successful TV Before, It’s All in Your Heads Silly
In a recent interview on Bloomberg, the new co-CEOs (Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters) of Netflix after Reed Hastings stepped down claimed that Netflix…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Brendan Urie Named New Voice of Rick and Morty, Fans Rejoice as They Finally Get the ‘I Write Sins Not Tragedies’ Reference
Adult Swim announced today that Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendan Urie will be taking over as the voice of Rick Sanchez in the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
YouTuber’s Wholesome Act Goes Awry When Homeless Fan Asks For Sandwich
In a shocking twist of events, an up-and-coming YouTuber found himself in an awkward situation when a homeless fan asked to be fed. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Salt Bae and 6ix9ine Join Forces to Create Unprecedented Culinary Experience
In an unprecedented move, renowned chef and internet sensation Salt Bae and controversial rapper 6ix9ine have joined forces to create a brand new culinary…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
5 Signs Your Metal Band Vocalist Is Actually A Slug From Another Planet About to Enslave Humanity
While most metal vocalists are human, some have been known to be…otherworldly. Here are five signs that your metal vocalist is actually a slug…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Michael Bay to Direct Peaky Blinders Movie
HOLLYWOOD, CA – In a move that has left audiences everywhere scratching their heads, renowned filmmaker Michael Bay has announced that he will be…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Thrice Thrills Fans with Groundbreaking Performance from Ambulance
Fans of Thrice were in for a treat last night when the band performed from a moving ambulance, joining the growing trend of artists…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Panic! At the Disco’s Brendan Urie Announces Breakup with…Himself
Panic! At the Disco frontman Brendan Urie announced today that he has officially broken up with himself. “I just couldn’t take it anymore,” Urie…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Accountant from London Discovers He Has Been Trapped Inside Sleep Token for Months
Dave, a mild-mannered accountant from London, was shocked to discover that he had been trapped inside the mysterious music project known as Sleep Token…
· By Martin Finch