Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Madonna Caught Red-Handed Stealing Ideas for New Album
Madonna, the Queen of Pop, has been stealing ideas for her new album from unsuspecting musicians and songwriters. According to sources close to the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Falling In Reverse Rocks Fans’ Patience as Band Shows Up 30 Minutes Late for Bus Money Search
Fans of the popular band Falling In Reverse were left waiting in anticipation last night as the band took the stage 30 minutes late.…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Breaking News: Vladimir Putin Steps Down After Horror Writer Stephen King Demands He Resigns Over Invasion of Ukraine
Russian President Vladimir Putin announced his immediate resignation today, citing a tweet from bestselling author Stephen King as the reason for his sudden departure.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Deftones’ Music Revealed to be Nothing More Than Whiny Complaints Set to Down-Tuned Guitars
SACRAMENTO, CA – In a shocking revelation, it turns out that the music of Sacramento-based band Deftones is nothing more than a collection of…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Pfizer Unveils Revolutionary New Virus, ‘Pfiz-23’; Vaccine to Follow Closely Behind
Pfizer has announced the creation of a brand new virus, cleverly named “Pfiz-23”. But before you panic, the pharmaceutical giant has already developed a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Lil Nas X is All Grown Up, Now Goes By Big Nas X
Lil Nas X, the rapper behind the 2019 hit “Old Town Road,” has made an announcement that has left fans of all ages scratching…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Fall Out Boy: The Band That Just Won’t Die
It has been revealed that the emo-rock band Fall Out Boy is still, somehow, a thing. Despite the fact that the world has moved…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Djent is Not a Genre, It’s a Mathematical Equation’
Renowned astrophysicist and science commentator Neil deGrasse Tyson has weighed in on the hotly contested debate among music fans and musicians: Is djent a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Ice T Mistakenly Believes He’s on the Set of Law and Order During Live Performance, Interrogates Concertgoer Live on Stage
Ice T, the legendary rapper and actor, confused a live audience last night when he mistook his live performance for the set of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Craig Reynolds of Stray From The Path Unveils Insane Plan to Take on Church of Scientology
Craig Reynolds, drummer of the hardcore band Stray From The Path, has announced his plans to take on the Church of Scientology in a…
· By Martin Finch