Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Politics
President Biden Found in Hot Water Once Again as Classified Documents Discovered at Local Jimmy John’s
Washington, D.C. – In yet another embarrassing blunder for the Biden Administration, a box of classified documents from the President’s tenure as Vice President…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
The Identity of The Vocalist of Sleep Token Has Been Revealed
Fans of the enigmatic band Sleep Token were left reeling this week when the true identity of the band’s vocalist was finally revealed: none…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
King Charles Issues Royal Decree: ‘There Is No Prince Andrew
King Charles has issued a royal decree stating that there is no Prince Andrew. According to sources close to the palace, the King made…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Oasis Reuniting? Fans Unmoved by Prospect of More Mediocre Music
The world is in shock today as rumors swirl that beloved (or tolerable) British band Oasis may be reuniting. Fans everywhere are responding with…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Matt Healy from The 1975 Cancelled: Fans Cry Foul as Band’s Frontman Goes Full Racist
Fans of The 1975 were left reeling today as the band’s frontman, Matt Healy, was officially cancelled following a string of controversial remarks and…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Experts Baffled by Unending Flood of K-Pop Bands: ‘Where Are They All Coming From?’
In a development that has left music industry experts scratching their heads, the number of K-pop bands continues to skyrocket at an alarming rate.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Corey Taylor Offers Up a Solution To End The Russia Ukraine War
Corey Taylor, the frontman for the world-renowned rock band Slipknot, has recently taken a stand on the Russia-Ukraine conflict. While many other celebrities have…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe
Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Linkin Park Launches Cryptic Countdown, Fans Brace for End of the World
In a move that has fans scratching their heads and preparing for the worst, Linkin Park has launched a cryptic countdown on their website,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Self-serve Checkouts Take Over Grocery Store, Hostage Situation Ensues
The residents of a small town in New York were in for a shock this week when their local grocery store announced that it…
· By Martin Finch