Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Travis Barker Lives Up to His Name, Becomes Human Drum Set
Los Angeles, CA – Travis Barker, drummer for Blink-182, has taken his passion for percussion to a new level. After years of pounding out…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tim Henson’s Neck Tattoo Comes to Life, Wails in Agony
The members of the fusion instrumental band, Polyphia, have been in a state of shock since their guitarist, Tim Henson, appeared on stage with…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Experts Predict Economic Collapse in 2023, But Who Has Time for That When There’s a Cat in a Shark Costume
As the world teeters on the brink of financial ruin, experts are warning of an impending economic crash set to take place in 2023.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Plain White T’s Vocalist Continues Creepy Stalker Song Streak with ‘I’ve Been Expecting You, Meghan’
In yet another display of his undeniable talent for creepily fixating on women he’s never met, Tom Higgenson, vocalist of the Plain White T’s,…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Afghan-istan’t: Bands Too Afraid to Tour the War-Torn Country
In the music industry, touring is key to promoting your band and getting your music out to the masses. But when it comes to…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Andrew Tate’s Romanian Pizza Chain Offering Unbelievable Deal
In what can only be described as an unbelievable deal, the pizza restaurant made famous by Andrew Tate on Twitter in Romania is offering…
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Music
Wow! 50 Cent Just Stopped By Our Office and Gave Us a Burner Phone
We never expected it to happen, but it did: 50 Cent just dropped off a burner phone for us! We were all surprised when…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Psychiatrist Baffled After Patient Insists ‘Djent’ Is Real
In a bizarre turn of events, a patient at the local mental health clinic has been insisting that the much-debated music genre ‘djent’ is…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tyler, The Creator Declares War on CCP, Promises to Single-Handedly Take Down Communism Worldwide
Rapper and fashion designer Tyler, The Creator has announced his plans to take on the Chinese Communist Party and bring an end to communism…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Taylor Swift Finally Admits She’s Just a Criminal With a Guitar
Taylor Swift has finally admitted what many of her fans have long suspected: that her music is actually about her criminal activities. “I can…
· By Martin Finch