Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Skrillex Drops Banger Inspired by Dial-Up Modem Noises
EDM fans everywhere are rejoicing after Skrillex released his latest single, “The Modemedown,” yesterday. The track, which is a thumping dance banger, features an…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Jim Cramer Denies It’s Raining, Asserts Stock Market Confidence Amidst Rising Floods
(New York City) – As torrential downpours drenched the streets and floodwaters began to rise around him, CNBC’s famed financial guru Jim Cramer confidently…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Beyoncé Launches 2023 ‘Renaissance Tour’: Brace Yourself for a Trip to the Past
Beyoncé has declared her intention to bring the Renaissance to the UK, Europe, and North America with her latest tour. Yes, you heard that…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Sick Kids Sidelined as Mr Beast Pours Fortune into Military Hardware for Ukraine
YouTube sensation Mr Beast has decided to ignore the pleas of sick children needing medical treatment and instead use his vast fortune to donate…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Sleep Token: Mysterious Personas Finally Exposed
In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the music world, Sleep Token, the mysterious musical act known for their elaborate masks and…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Peppa Pig Gets a Gritty Makeover with Deathcore
The beloved children’s character Peppa Pig has been making waves this week with the release of her new album: Deathcore. The album features an…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Wow! We Let Elon Musk Drill a 4mm Hole into Our Skull and Now We Have a Headache
At Vanflip, we are always on the lookout for the latest trends and technological advancements, even if they sound like a terrible idea. So…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Democrats and Republicans, Shut Up and Pay Your Taxes Like Good Little Worker Bees: Your Money Will Help Fund the War Machine, Because Who Hates the Troops?
It’s time to put aside our political differences and come together as a nation to do what we do best: pay taxes. That’s right,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Bill Gates Defends Epstein Relationship, Claims He Only Ordered Off the Kids Menu
Billionaire philanthropist and tech guru Bill Gates has come forward to defend his relationship with the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. In a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Mr Beast Cures 1,000 People of Blindness, Angers God and Threatens to Unleash Satan’s Wrath
In a shocking move that has the entire world of spirituality and medicine on edge, internet sensation and philanthropist Mr Beast has defied the…
· By Martin Finch