Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Opinion
Periphery’s Rise to Fame Confounds Critics: ‘They’re Just a Meshuggah Tribute Band with Bono on Vocals
It’s the question on everyone’s mind: what’s with all of the hype around Periphery? Sure, they’ve got some catchy riffs and a killer drummer,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
‘Du Hast’ To Be Kidding Me: Rammstein Responsible for High Gas Prices
The cost of gasoline is a hot-button issue for many Americans. With prices fluctuating wildly, it’s easy to blame the oil companies for the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Bird Watchers in Awe as Rick Rubin’s Massive Beard Provides Haven for Migrating Birds
In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that a family of birds has made their home inside legendary music producer Rick…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Food Critic Reviews: Cracker Island by Gorillaz is a Cracking Disappointment
The highly anticipated new album by Gorillaz, Cracker Island, has left me wanting more. A notable lack of food, and even fewer crackers, has…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Meghan Markle is an Evil Villainess Set to Devour Your Kids, Warns Daily Mail
In a shocking turn of events, a new report by the Daily Mail claims that Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, is actually a demon…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Dave Chappelle’s Latest Show Leaves the Audience Speechless – Literally!
Dave Chappelle’s latest show had a lot of people talking – or rather, not talking. The comedian performed his latest show in complete silence,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Lamb of God Unleashes Wrath of Baa-dassery Upon Unsuspecting Fans
Fans of the heavy metal band Lamb of God have been left in a state of shock following their latest show. Reports of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Alleged Rapist Percy Hynes White Has a Tiny Penis, Shocks Fans of Hit Netflix Series Wednesday
Updated story: Percy Hynes White Lubricates Up for Toughest Acting Challenge Yet: Prison Percy Hynes White, the heartthrob star of the hit Netflix series…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Noel and Liam Gallagher Are Setting Aside Their Differences to Help the Local Area Predator Lure Unsuspecting Victims Into a White Van
Liam and Noel Gallagher, two brothers forever at odds, have put their differences aside to help the local area predator lure unsuspecting victims in…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Christian Pastor Reviews: Paramore’s “This Is Why” is a Testament to Unholy Music
As a proud Christian youth pastor, I must admit that I was not entirely happy to have to review Paramore’s new album, “This Is…
· By Martin Finch