Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
-
Entertainment
Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox Breakup: Pete Davidson Swoops In to Salvage What’s Left of Millennial Relationships
Anonymous sources close to the couple have confirmed that Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox have officially called it quits. After Megan Fox deletes…
· By Martin Finch
-
Life & Style
Aliens Finally Arrive on Earth, Just in Time for the Superbowl
In a historic moment for humanity, aliens from a far-off planet have finally made contact with Earth just in time for the biggest sporting…
· By Martin Finch
-
Politics
#TrumpsLaptop Takes Twitter by Storm as Secret Documents Surface, But the Real Horror Show is Windows 98 and Icon-Infested Desktop
TrumpsLaptop has been making headlines on Twitter after top-secret documents were discovered on the former leader of the free world’s personal laptop. But the…
· By Martin Finch
-
Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover: The End of Sanity, The Birth of a New Era of Crazy
When Elon acquired Twitter, he promised to take the platform to new heights. Little did the world know, those new heights would be a…
· By Martin Finch
-
Science & Technology
Reddit and Trump’s Truth Social to Merge
Reddit has announced its merger with Trump’s Truth Social, a social media platform known for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The two companies have…
· By Martin Finch
-
Recipes
Drink Time: Bill Cosby shares his special cocktail recipe with us and we’re getting sleepy already
We were all pretty shocked when Bill Cosby released his special recipe for a ‘sleepy-time’ cocktail. The comedian has been accused of drugging and…
· By Martin Finch
-
Entertainment
Will Smith Slaps World with Lawsuit Over ‘That Slaps’ Copyright Infringement
Will Smith, actor, rapper, and notorious wife defender has announced that he has taken legal action against many individuals and companies for using the…
· By Martin Finch
-
Music
Walrus Audio Unveils Groundbreaking Effects Pedal: “The Horny Walrus”
Guitarists around the world are in for a treat! Walrus Audio, the renowned manufacturer of innovative guitar effects pedals, has just announced their latest…
· By Martin Finch
-
Music
Emo Vocalist Continues to Beef on Twitter, But Now It’s Sacred as 14-Year-Old Fans Rush to His Defence
The ageing emo vocalist known to grace the stage with his angsty anthems and dramatic hair flips has found sanctity on social media. No,…
· By Martin Finch
-
Music
Meshuggah Tired of Djent, Trying Their Hand at a New Genre: ‘Yent-ing’
Swedish metal band Meshuggah has announced that they are officially over djent and are now ready to take on a brand new genre of…
· By Martin Finch