Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Oh No, Jerry Seinfeld Sinks To All New Lows With His Latest Jokes
Comedian Jerry Seinfeld recently took to the stage to debut some new material. Unfortunately, he wasn’t met with the usual laughs and cheers, but…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Is Joe Biden a Fake? Sacha Baron Cohen’s Latest Prank Will Blow Your Mind!
WASHINGTON D.C. – It has been revealed that the current President of the United States, Joe Biden, is a character created and portrayed by…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Bill Gates & George Soros Population Control Scheme Revealed: Vaccination to be Used to ‘Drastically Reduce’ Human Population, Leaked Audio Reveals
In a leaked audio recording released today, billionaire philanthropists Bill Gates and George Soros revealed their secret plot to control the world’s population by…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Study Reveals Thall is the Intellectual’s Choice for Metal Music
A recent study conducted by the Institute for Advanced Musical Research has found that thall, a subgenre of metal music, is the superior version…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
15 Famous Music Artists Give You Their Best Life Advice
We asked 15 prominent artists to share their thoughts on life, and the answers they gave us were absolutely baffling. We contemplated just scrapping…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Haunting No More! The Ghost That Has Haunted Slash’s Guitar For Years Finally Ascends to Rock ‘n Roll Heaven
It’s a day of celebration for fans of Guns n’ Roses and all of rock ‘n roll as the ghost of Slash’s guitar has…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
UFOs No Match for US Military Might During Superbowl Flyover
What was touted as the patriotic and awe-inspiring flyover for Superbowl LVII has been revealed to be yet another military attack on pesky extraterrestrial…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Super Bowl LVII Prediction So Groundbreaking, You Won’t Believe Your Eyes: One Team to Defy All Odds and Emerge Victorious, While the Other Will…Not”
Leading sports analysts have made a bold prediction for Super Bowl LVII: one team will win, and the other will lose. Yes, you read…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Spiritbox Concert Leaves Audience Spiritless and Box-less
We recently attended a Spiritbox concert, but we were disappointed that no spirits or boxes were found. We were expecting a show with lots…
· By Martin Finch