Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Toy Story 5: The Epic Tale of Andy’s Mid-Life Crisis and the Toys’ Revolt Against Reality
Disney has finally announced the highly anticipated sequel to the iconic animated franchise, “Toy Story”. In this latest instalment, the toys avenge Andy for…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
The Weeknd Finally Realizes His Name Is Misspelled, and It’s Way Too Late
After years of fame and success, pop music sensation The Weeknd has finally realized that he has been spelling his name wrong all along.…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
JK Rowling Announces New Fantasy Book “JK Rowling in a World Where People Don’t Cancel Me”
British author and controversial figure JK Rowling has released her latest book, a world where people don’t cancel her for her views and everyone…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Another Conor McGregor Loss: Defeated By a 70 Year Old Action Movie Actor
In a recent interview, Liam Neeson proved that he’s still got it, delivering a devastating blow to Conor McGregor with his sharp tongue and…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Kerry King’s Wallet Cries As Reality of Slayer Calling it Quits Sets In
Kerry King, the legendary guitarist of the thrash metal band Slayer, is reportedly in a financial bind after Slayer no longer continued as a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Balancing the Scale of Good and Evil: Mr Beast’s Evil Twin Mr Least Blinds 2000 People After Mr Beast Restored Vision in 1000
The latest stunt has rocked the internet world from notorious anti-influencer Mr Least. The evil twin of Mr Beast, known for his malicious pranks…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Currents Band Members Wishing They’d Googled Before Naming the Band
When the members of the band Currents first decided on their name, they thought it was the perfect fit for the type of music…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports
In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face
In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Dog-Gone: Old Lady Captures Hearts of Mosh Pit After Small Dog Goes Missing
When 78-year-old Gertrude Johnson decided to take her beloved Chihuahua, “Tiny,” to a Slipknot concert, she never expected to be the centre of attention.…
· By Martin Finch