Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
It’s Official: 3 Year Old Already Out-Guitars You
A three-year-old has recently taken the guitar world by storm as he effortlessly shreds to classic rock and metal hits. The toddler, who goes…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Refused Plays Refused: Band Leaves Audience Refused of Good Music
Audiences all around the world were shocked when the Swedish punk rock band Refused sold tickets to a sold-out show and then refused to…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Is Hollywood Prejudice Against Bears? From Stealing Picnic Baskets to Cocaine Bear, Hollywood Has a Problem with its Portrayals of Bears
Bears have long been a staple of Hollywood, from Yogi and Boo Boo stealing picnic baskets, to Baloo dancing around the jungle, and most…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
King 810 Frontman Shocks Crowd by Beating Homeless Man to Death on Stage
Flint, MI – The lead vocalist of the controversial metal band King 810 shocked fans at a recent concert by brutally beating a homeless…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Epstein’s Mysterious Little Black Book Leaked – You Won’t Believe What’s Inside!
The long-rumored “Little Black Book” belonging to the late financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein has been leaked – and the contents are…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Sleep Token Outed as an AI
The popular band Sleep Token has been outed as an AI band. The band’s ethereal and haunting music is not the product of human…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Gene Simmons Never Got the Memo: Rock and Roll is Dead
It’s been decades since KISS frontman Gene Simmons first graced the stage with his signature fire-breathing, pyrotechnic rock and roll show, but it seems…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Ticketmaster Responds to Complaints About Fees: “We’re Adding More Just Because We Can”
Despite overwhelming complaints from customers, Ticketmaster has announced that it will be adding even more fees to its ticket sales. “We’ve heard you loud…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Joe Biden Asks Kremlin for Permission to Visit Ukraine, Offers to Bring Snacks and Ice Cream
President Joe Biden reportedly asked the Kremlin for permission to visit Ukraine hours before his recent diplomatic mission, and he also offered to bring…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Ice-T Demands to be Frozen Alive After Receiving Hollywood Walk of Fame Star
Hip-hop legend and “Law and Order: SVU” star Ice-T caused a stir on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday when he demanded to be…
· By Martin Finch