Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Wholesome! A Beetle Laid Eggs Inside The Brain of Tosin Abasi and They’re Going To Hatch Soon
Tosin Abasi, the world-renowned virtuoso guitarist, was shocked after a rare species of beetle laid eggs inside his brain. The eggs are expected to…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
In Defence of Dr Anthony Fauci and His Lies/Coverups & Corruption
Dr Anthony Fauci has been the subject of criticism from some public and media members lately. However, we at Vanflip would like to take…
· By Martin Finch
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Quizes
Quiz: How Many Rolls of Toilet Paper Will You Need When the World Ends?
As the world hurtles towards the apocalypse, we know there’s only one thing on your mind – how many rolls of toilet paper should…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Music Industry Forced To Admit That Djent Is Just A Fancy Word For Metal
Industry leaders have been forced to admit that djent is not actually a genre of music, in a shocking turn of events. The controversial…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Queen’s Brian May Shows Off His Hair-Raising Talent
Rock legend Brian May of Queen fame has recently found a new way to show off his musical chops: hair-raising. That’s right. The 72-year-old…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Jake Paul Loses a Scripted Fight to Tyson Fury, Demands Rematch With the Real Tyson
YouTuber-turned-boxer Jake Paul lost a scripted fight to heavyweight champion Tyson Fury in what was supposed to be an easy win for Paul. Despite…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Ola Englund’s Latest Feats Leave Fans Speechless
Guitar virtuoso and YouTube sensation Ola Englund is at it again, leaving fans in awe of his latest feats. The Swedish shredder has become…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Nirvana’s Secret: They Were Just a Bunch of Wannabes
It has been revealed that Nirvana, the iconic 90s grunge band, was not the independent, rebellious force they made themselves out to be. In…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Pink Floyd Goes Pinker Than Ever: Band Rebrands as ‘Girly Floyd’
Pink Floyd fans may be surprised as the legendary rock band recently announced a dramatic rebranding of their name and image. The band formerly…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Is Paul Rudd Trapped in the Quantum Realm? Scientist Weighs In on Ant-Man Star’s Whereabouts
As fans of actor Paul Rudd continue to speculate on his existence outside of the Ant-Man franchise, some scientists are beginning to wonder if…
· By Martin Finch