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Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Starbucks Customers Rejoice as Frog in Coffee Machine Boosts Flavor
In what constitutes many violations of the local health code, a frog somehow found its way into a Starbucks coffee machine and got trapped.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
The National’s New Song ‘Tropic Morning News’ So Boring, It Puts Listeners to Sleep!
Indie rock band The National has just released a new song from their upcoming album, First Two Pages of Frankenstein. Titled “Tropic Morning News,”…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Andrew Tate Let’s Us Down Again, Fails to Develop Lung Cancer
Fans of Andrew Tate were left disappointed yet again this week, as the controversial figure announced that he does not have lung cancer. Tate,…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Twitter Blue Users Under Attack as Broke and Lonely Unverified Twitter Users Turn to Jealousy and Spite
It’s a classic case of the haves versus the have-nots: as more and more Twitter users struggle to make ends meet, they’re turning their…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Donald Trump Caught Scrounging for Change, Faces Bankruptcy for 12th Time: Is This the End of His Golden Toilet Dreams?
It’s a scene straight out of a tragicomedy: the former President of the United States, billionaire businessman, and self-proclaimed “stable genius” is caught rummaging…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Aussie Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven Partners with Bunnings to Give Fans Snags at Upcoming Shows
Australian metalcore band Patient Sixty-Seven is teaming up with hardware store giant Bunnings to give fans a delicious treat at their upcoming shows: snags.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Subway Releases Statement: Hacktivist Vocalist’s Rap Was ‘Too Hot to Handle’
In a shocking turn of events, the vocalist of British Limp Bizkit, Hacktivist, was caught on camera rapping his order to the sandwich artist…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Tim Henson: Ellen DeGeneres of the Guitar World
Known for his eclectic style and mesmerizing riffs, Tim Henson has become the Ellen DeGeneres of the guitar. His captivating solos and intricate rhythms…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Frank Ocean Drops New Album, Leaves Fans Guessing
Frank Ocean fans were left scratching their heads this past week when the multi-Grammy Award-winning artist announced the release of his highly anticipated new…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Two Rocks, One Hard Choice: Who Will Be Dinner on the Island: Misha Mansoor or Winston McCall?
We’ve all faced a dilemma at some point in our lives: stuck on an island with Misha Mansoor of Periphery and Winston McCall of…
· By Martin Finch