Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Business
Binance CEO Promises Funds are ‘Safu’ as He Flees to Country Without Extradition Treaty
Binance CEO Changpeng Zhao declared that all user funds were safe and secure following reports that he had booked a one-way flight to a…
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Music
Will Smith’s New Song Packs a Punch – Literally!
It looks like Will Smith is at it again. His latest single, “Slap,” has been met with mixed reviews – but mostly positive. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Country Music Invading Metalcore: Is This the End of Heavy Music as We Know It?
The signs are everywhere: country music is infiltrating every corner of the music world, from the rise of country rap to the recent trend…
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Music
Mike Portnoy Launches Secret Chocolate Bar Assault
Mike Portnoy, the famous rock drummer and vocalist for the band Dream Theater, has recently launched a daring assault on a secret chocolate bar.…
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Entertainment
Chris Rock’s Latest Comedy Sketch is a Bust
Audiences worldwide recently experienced a new kind of comedy from the famous stand-up, Chris Rock. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the kind of comedy that Rock…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
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It’s a tough time to be Conor McGregor. The former UFC champion and notorious trash-talker has been on a downward spiral for months now,…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Whoa: I went to a Billy Eilish concert that turned into a political rally and now I’m a Democratic party supporter
Somehow, I found myself at a Billy Eilish concert recently. I knew some of her songs from the radio and I didn’t pay for…
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Entertainment
Jake Paul Asks Girlfriend’s Boyfriend to Open Jar, Another Crushing Defeat for YouTuber Turned Boxer
In yet another sign of his decline, YouTuber turned boxer Jake Paul was caught on camera asking his girlfriend’s boyfriend to open a jar…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Mr Beast Takes Capitalism to the Next Level with Request for Free Labor
Popular YouTube star and philanthropist Mr Beast has done it again, folks. He’s found a new and innovative way to push the limits of…
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Music
Metal Band Sees The Error Of Their Ways After Taking Down Tabs From Ultimate Guitar
The metal band, Megalithic Destruction recently made a huge mistake when they asked Ultimate Guitar to take down guitar tabs for their older songs.…
· By Martin Finch