Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
Rock Legend Ozzy Osbourne Trades In Touring for Corporate Sellout Life, Stars in PlayStation VR 2 Commercial
The world of rock and roll was rocked to its core recently when Ozzy Osbourne announced that he would no longer tour and instead…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Harvey Weinstein Tells Us All About Relationships – and it’s Not Pretty!
In a surprising move, disgraced former movie mogul Harvey Weinstein has taken it upon himself to offer his two cents on relationships – and…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect
In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
RIP Pop Smoke: Fans Celebrate Third Anniversary of Pop Smoke’s Death by Playing His Music Incomprehensibly Loud
On the third anniversary of Pop Smoke’s tragic passing, fans worldwide are remembering the rapper’s unique style of “mumble rap” by playing his music…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire to Do Rock Paper Scissors, Best Two out of Three for Role of Spider-Man in Spider-Man 4 That Is Currently Being Written
In a showdown for the ages, actors Tom Holland and Tobey Maguire are set to face off in a high-stakes game of rock paper…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”
In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
God Unleashes Waves of Heat Across Australia to Punish Them for Their Sins
In a divine display of punishment, God has reportedly unleashed waves of record-breaking heat across Australia to punish the country for its collective sins.…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Prince Andrew Gets a Job at Subway to Try and Make Ends Meet, Makes Uncomfortable Innuendos to Customers
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has reportedly taken a job at a Subway sandwich shop in London to try and make ends meet.…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee
You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can’t afford…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Chris Motionless from Motionless In White, “Ronnie Who?” When Asked About Ronnie Radke’s Twitter Obsession with Him
In what can only be described as a textbook case of social media stalking, Falling In Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke has been obsessively tweeting…
· By Martin Finch