Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Yes. That car behind you is definitely following you home
Alright, let’s get real here. We all know the dangers of coming home late at night. Whether it’s a creepy alley or an eerie…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Quentin Tarantino Saves Pigeon’s Life with Dramatic Mouth-to-Mouth, Demands Oscar for Best Pigeon Resuscitation
Los Angeles, CA – In an unforeseen act of heroism, acclaimed film director Quentin Tarantino took to the streets of Hollywood to save the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Avril Lavigne Announces a New Song, “Jetski Man”
Los Angeles, CA – In a move that has left music aficionados and sea creatures alike gasping for air, Avril Lavigne, queen of the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Logan Paul Launches Revolutionary New Scam, Fans Ecstatic
YouTube sensation Logan Paul has announced the launch of a revolutionary new scam opportunity for his fans. The self-proclaimed “social media influencer” and “entrepreneur”…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
KFC Introduces Colonel Shredder in Latest Attempt to Get in on the ‘Metal’ Craze
In a desperate bid to appeal to the metal crowd, KFC has announced a major rebrand of their iconic mascot, Colonel Sanders. The fast…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Will Smith’s Tragic Nightmare: Jada’s Pasta Affair Leaves Him Devastated!
Hollywood Hills, CA – In a culinary catastrophe that’s left the internet stunned and concerned, beloved actor and “Fresh Prince” star Will Smith has…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Rammstein Announces New Album, Promises Even More Fire and Brimstone
German industrial metal band Rammstein is gearing up to release their latest album, and fans are already buzzing about what the band has in…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Report: this child who wants to grow up to be in a successful band wouldn’t last one night in a tour van with 4 other dudes who haven’t showered in three days
In a shocking report released today, it has been revealed that a child who dreams of one day being a part of a successful…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Polyphia’s Tim Henson Dives Deep Into Fishman Pickups Collaboration: Will You Take the Bait?
Dallas, TX – In what can only be described as the musical equivalent of a fish out of water, Tim Henson, the renowned guitarist…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Appetite for Wedding Destruction: Guns N’ Roses’ Slash Turns Wedding Photographer, but There’s a Catch: He Won’t Give the Photos Back!
In a jaw-dropping twist that proves even rock legends can’t resist the allure of crashing weddings, Guns N’ Roses guitarist Slash recently made a…
· By Martin Finch