Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Reel Deception: Unmasking the Seven Iconic Movie Scenes That Were Shockingly Fake!
Grab your popcorn and prepare for a plot twist! We’re diving deep into the world of cinematic illusions to reveal seven iconic movie scenes…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
This Pitbull Would Never Hurt Anyone, Except That One Time Last Year, But We Don’t Talk About That: Prepare for a Canine U-Turn in Your Heart!
Cleveland, Ohio – Meet Mr CuddleWuddle, a lovable, cuddly Pitbull with a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. This furry bundle…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Where Is Your God Now? These 6 Gifs Prove That God Does Not Exist, and You Won’t Believe Number 4!
For years, the debate over whether God exists or is a concept has divided humanity since the dawn of time. After extensive research, we…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Jonah Hill Unleashes Scathing Diss Track Against Joe Biden, Accidentally Becomes Right-Wing National Anthem
Jonah Hill has unwittingly become the voice of a generation – a right-wing generation, that is. Hill recently released a diss track aimed at…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Usain Bolt Bravely Exposes Sleep Token – Someone Protect This Man At All Costs
Los Angeles, CA – In a jaw-dropping revelation, Olympic sprinting legend Usain Bolt came forth with a chilling exposé on the enigmatic band Sleep…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
John Wick 4’s Hidden Easter Egg Revealed: Hold Onto Your Seats, Because This One’s a Game Changer!
In a whirlwind of bullets, blood, and breathtaking action sequences, it’s easy for even the most eagle-eyed viewers to miss the subtle. Yet, the…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Biden Misreads Room Temperature with Ice Cream Joke, Stumbles Frostily into Tennessee Shooting Discussion!
In an astonishing display of freezer-burned wit, President Joe Biden kicked off a White House event on Monday by quipping that he only attended…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
CFTC Slaps Binance with Lawsuit: CZ Defiantly Proclaims ‘Funds SAFU’ While Boarding Jet with Suitcases of Cold Wallets
Bahamas – The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance and its CEO, Changpeng Zhao (CZ), accusing them of willfully…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
World Finally Acknowledges Wes Borland as Creator of Djent, Everyone Feels Pretty Stupid
It’s time to admit it: Wes Borland, the enigmatic guitarist of Limp Bizkit, is the true inventor of the subgenre known as “djent.” For…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
SoundCloud Rapper Takes a Stand Against Putin
In what is sure to be one of the more controversial SoundCloud releases of 2023, an aspiring rapper by the name of ‘Lil’ Donnie…
· By Martin Finch