Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
We Asked Pharrell Williams About 9/11, and His Answers Will Make You Question Everything You Thought You Knew
Los Angeles, CA – Multi-talented musician and producer Pharrell Williams has decided to share his thoughts on the tragic events of September 11, 2001.…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
We Gave Dave Grohl the Ultimate Permission: To Punch Us in the Mouth and Kick Us in the Balls, Here’s Why!
It’s not every day that you get to be graced by the presence of a rock legend, let alone have him punch you in…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?
New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Man Starts Argument with Wife in Parking Lot of Popeye’s Over Which Fried Chicken is Best
Filed under: marital discord A man was caught on camera starting an argument with his wife in the parking lot of a Popeye’s chicken…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump
In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
You Asked, They Listened: Netflix Has Announced They’re Bringing Back Radioshack Stores
Silicon Valley, CA – In a move that has left industry experts scratching their heads and ’80s enthusiasts dancing in the streets, streaming giant…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Born of Osiris Caught Red-Handed: Not Even Related to Osiris!
(Chicago, IL) – In a revelation that has shaken the music world to its very core, it has come to light that metal band…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Wendy’s Announces Plan to End World Hunger with Unlimited Baconator Fries
Today, fast food giant Wendy’s announced that they will end world hunger with their new unlimited Baconator fries. “We’ve been working on this for…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Guy Sebastian’s Wuhan Connection: Unraveling the Singer’s Ties to the COVID-19 Pandemic
Wuhan, China – A growing body of evidence is beginning to suggest that Australian pop star Guy Sebastian’s November 2019 visit to Wuhan may…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
A Baffling Mystery: Nation with Lax Gun Laws Wonders Why Mass Shootings Keep Happening
A nation with a deeply-rooted love for arming its citizens is, once again, puzzled by the tragic occurrence of yet another school shooting. Citizens…
· By Martin Finch