Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Safemoon’s Cryptocurrency Liquidity Pool Hacked: Security Experts Agree – Not Safe, Not Moon
New York, NY – Panic and bewilderment gripped the cryptocurrency world as Safemoon, the so-called “safest” cryptocurrency on the market, was subjected to a…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair
Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!
PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Sun’s Out, Suds Out: 10 Craft Beers to Chug Like There’s No Tomorrow
It’s that time again, folks! The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and your crippling seasonal allergies are back in full swing. But…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
The Rare Animal That Excretes the Secret Ingredient in Gatorade Is Going Extinct – And We Can’t Even!
Somewhere in the deepest, darkest recesses of the Amazon rainforest, there exists a creature so rare and vital to the athletic community that its…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
LOCK HIM UP! Donald Trump Defies Apron Commandment, Cook’s Lips Left Unkissed
It was a sweltering summer afternoon in the heart of Texas, where the air was as thick as the barbecue sauce slathered on the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Corey Taylor Solves All World Problems with One Simple Statement
Slipknot and Stone Sour frontman Corey Taylor has weighed in on the never-ending debate of the world’s problems, and it turns out the solution…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
You Thought You Were Safe? Think Again! Blockbuster Rises From the Ashes to Collect Overdue Fees…With Interest!
PORTLAND, Oregon – Just when you thought it was safe to toss out your dusty VCR, the once-mighty Blockbuster Video has risen like a…
· By Martin Finch