Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Man Reaches End of the Internet, Now Faces Existential Crisis and a Severe Case of FOMO
BOISE, IDAHO – 27-year-old Rick Thompson claims to have reached the end of the internet, leaving him adrift in a sea of existential ennui…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Pepsi Introduces Provocative New Flavor: Is Pepsi HQ Sipping on Left-Wing Bias Instead of Cola?
The world of fizzy drinks has sharply turned into a liberal conspiracy with Pepsi’s latest soda revelation. PepsiCo, the multinational food and beverage corporation,…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Jamie Oliver’s Culinary Colonization: Celebrity Chef Stirs Up Controversy by Continuing to Whitewash World Cuisines
Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has once again found himself at the centre of a culinary controversy. This time, the Naked Chef has been accused…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Experts Uncover Shocking Truth: Periphery is Actually a Fabricated Band Created by Music Industry Insiders to Sell More Guitar
In a groundbreaking revelation that is rocking the music world to its core, experts have uncovered the shocking truth that popular “progressive metal” band…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Astonishing! Ball Kicked, Caught, and Thrown in Sports Game, Fans Can’t Get Enough
ANYTOWN, USA – In a stunning display of universal sportsmanship, a team of athletes dazzled onlookers by engaging in a riveting sports game. The…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Fizzing with Secrets: Insider Reveals McDonald’s Iconic Golden Arches Are Powered by Sprite!
In an exclusive exposé that has fast-food fanatics buzzing, an anonymous insider has come forward with a startling revelation: the world-famous McDonald’s golden arches…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Cinnabon’s Secret Baked Goods Forest on the Brink of Collapse: Should We Start Hoarding Cinnamon Rolls NOW?
Deep within the heart of the Stickyfingers Woods, the enchanted forest where Cinnabon grows its decadent baked goods, trouble is brewing – and we’re…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
BATMAN: THE REAL VILLAIN OF GOTHAM CITY
Gotham City, we have a problem. And that problem is none other than the so-called “Dark Knight” himself, Batman. Yes, you read that correctly.…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
This Man Gave an Italian Restaurant a Bad Yelp Review and Found Himself Wanted by a Sicilian Crime Family. Oops!
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve all been there: you have a dining experience that’s so underwhelming, you just have to share it with the…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Exclusive: We Combed Wiz Khalifa for Lice and Uncovered a Shocking Secret!
Los Angeles, CA – Is anyone else’s head feeling a little itchy or just ours? Recently our team of intrepid journalists found themselves with…
· By Martin Finch