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Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Science & Technology
Horny Twitter Users Rejoice: Elon Musk Announces New Checkmark
Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village
Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
It’s Time to Bring Back Planking
In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct
Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway’s beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
James Cameron Found Guilty of War Crimes Against Cinema
In a stunning turn of events, renowned filmmaker James Cameron has been found guilty of war crimes against cinema. Sources report that Cameron, the…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Experts Confirm Tupac Shakur’s Death Caused by a Broken Heart, Not Gunshot Wounds
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart. According to Dr Dre, who…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn’t bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to…
· By Martin Finch