Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Life & Style
Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market
The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant
Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album
Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Fred Durst Sets the Stage Ablaze in Latest Limp Bizkit Show
Fred Durst, the frontman of the rap-rock band Limp Bizkit, took things to a new level at a recent concert. During a performance of…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Are You Being Gaslit? Don’t Be Silly, It’s Probably Just Your Imagination
In today’s day and age, it seems like the term “gaslighting” is being thrown around more and more. But don’t be fooled by the…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Living the High Life: How this Drug Dealer Makes a Killing Selling Bootleg Movies
When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album
The Wiggles, the beloved children’s entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, ‘The…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Stephen King Announces a New Book, ‘Cthulhu in the Cornfield’
Horror author Stephen King recently announced the release of his latest book – a novel that he says set the record for the world’s…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Seinfeld: The Most Horrifying Sitcom of All Time
It’s been decades since the beloved “Seinfeld” went off the air, and I couldn’t be happier. Because, let’s face it, that show was a…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist
In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it’s not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping…
· By Martin Finch