Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Politics
Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
J.K. Rowling Shocks Nation by Single-Handedly Saving Trans Person, Proceeds to Lecture on Gender
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Tom Morello single-handedly devours entire chip bowl at party, leaving guests in shock and awe
In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
David Draiman Reveals Disturbed’s New Album Will Drop ‘Whenever the Voices in My Head Tell Me To’
Chicago, IL – In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band’s highly-anticipated new album will be released “whenever the voices…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Finds Gem-Encrypted Dogecoin Mine, Raises the Stakes in Meme Economy!
Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Papa John’s Takes a Big Slice of the Woke Pie With Revolutionary Gender-Neutral Pizzas!
Pizza aficionados, brace yourselves – the pizza world as we know it is about to change! If you thought Nike and Bud Light cornered…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Eric Clapton Has Had Enough! Gives Crowd the Middle Finger During Sold-Out Concert
Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London’s O2 Arena last night. The incident occurred during…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Neil Armstrong’s True Legacy: The Man He Left on the Moon for Some Space Rocks
You may have heard the famous saying, “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” – well, we bet you haven’t heard…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
· By Martin Finch