Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Entertainment
Dr Phil Rocks the Metal Scene With Unfortunate Slip of the Tongue
In a shocking turn of events, renowned talk show host and self-help guru Dr Phil McGraw has unwittingly managed to anger a large portion…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Juicy J’s Bed Bug Bonanza: We Bought a Mattress That Turned Our Bedroom into a Fucking Horror Movie!
We purchased a mattress from Juicy J’s Amazing Mattress Emporium on a dark and stormy night. The neon sign flickered, casting an eerie glow…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Shit Just Got Real: In-N-Out Burger Says ‘Fuck No’ to Fucking in the Restrooms
Straight from the grease-slicked heart of California, a travesty is unfolding. In-N-Out Burger, the fast food joint worshipped for its secret sauce and animal-style…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Idris Elba Not Amused by Latest Internet Meme
It appears that actor, Idris Elba, is less than impressed with the latest internet meme that has been circulating. The meme features a photo…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?
Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You’ll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It’s like…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
SuperCum Trend Takes Over Twitter: Gen Z’s Earth-Shattering TikTok Craze Leaves Boomers Begging for Apocalyptic Asteroids
n the vast expanse of the internet, there resides a realm called TikTok where rebellious Gen Z-ers, armed with nothing but smartphones and questionable…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles
Los Angeles, CA – If there’s ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it’s none other than hip-hop maestro,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Jungkook, Military General, Ushers in New Era of BTS Takeover After Successful Military Coup
Today, the people of South Korea were in for a surprise when the K-pop group BTS announced that their member Jungkook had been appointed…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Leaked Succession Season 4 Finale Script Serves Up Logan Roy’s Rat-Fueled Parting Gift Extravaganza
We’ve gotten our filthy paws on the coveted leaked script for the final episode of Succession, Season 4, Episode 10, and holy shit, you’re…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
Veil of Maya’s [m]other Album: A Lovechild of Dubstep and Racing Game Menu Music
Veil of Maya, the once-revered pioneers of the metal scene, have released their latest album, [m]other, with a daring new approach. This highly-anticipated album…
· By Martin Finch