Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Politics
Political Tilt! Ben Shapiro’s Sperm Found Leaning Right, Declares They’re ‘Facts Over Feelings’
Renowned political commentator Ben Shapiro’s sperm have been found leaning to the right. Literally, and if that’s not enough, they’ve taken to chanting “facts…
· By Martin Finch
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?
Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not? Hold onto your tweeting thumbs. In a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Bob Barker’s Heavenly Debut: God Declares “The Price is Eternity!” And Bob’s Still Not Sold
Bob Barker, the legend himself, who made spinning a gigantic wheel seem like a rational life choice, has finally stepped off the earthly stage.…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Tom from MySpace is Your Only Real Friend: Here’s Why You Owe Him a Beer
Remember Tom from MySpace? Yeah, that eternally friendly face, grinning from the depths of cyberspace like a digital Cheshire Cat, never changing, always welcoming.…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Michael Cera Discovers Hidden Treasure in His Couch – You Won’t Believe How Much He Found!
In a discovery that would make even Indiana Jones put down his whip and hang up his hat, Michael Cera, the man, myth, and…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
A Review of Spiritbox’s “The Fear of Fear” EP
Feast your ears on Spiritbox’s new EP, “The Fear of Fear,” an auditory carnival as unpredictable as a shopping spree at Walmart on Black…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Dr Jordan Peterson Ordered to Undergo Gender Affirmation Surgery? Canadian Court’s Ruling Sparks Intellectual Showdown with the Radical Left!
In a ruling that’s left intellectuals, pundits, and followers of the “radical left” wetting their pants in excitement, a Canadian court has ordered Dr.…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Trump’s Back on X! From Jailbird to Tweetmaster, the Orange Tornado Returns to Grift & Guffaw – Get Your Wallets Ready!
Well, butter my biscuits, it’s happened! The one and only Donald Trump, the man whose hair could have its own Twitter account, has made…
· By Martin Finch
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Reviews
A Review of Drake’s ‘For All The Dogs’: A Tail-Wagging Triumph or a Cat-astrophic Miss?
Drake’s latest album, “For All The Dogs,” is here, sending shockwaves through the animal-loving community. A bold musical statement filled with woofs, howls, and…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Trump’s Mugshot Unveiled and It’s a Knockout! Arrested for Election Mischief, but His Hair Remains Above the Law
Donald J. Trump’s long-awaited criminal mugshot has been released, taking the world by storm. Arrested for alleged election interference, Trump’s mugshot overshadows the legal…
· By Martin Finch