Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Science & Technology
Coding, Divorce, and Sal’s Sloppy Slices: How One Boss’s ‘Gesture’ Became a Viral Joke Among Devs
It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend’s worth…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
5G Demons in Your Drain? Plumber’s Shocking Revelation Will Make You Question Your Wi-Fi and Your Life Choices
Buckle up because we’re about to plunge into a whirlpool of truth wilder than a sewer line on Taco Tuesday. Ever wonder why your…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
30 Going on 21? The Age Outrage That’s Shaken Rap’s Core: 21 Savage Exposed!
Hold onto your headphones, rap fans, because this one’s a doozy. You know 21 Savage, the guy who’s been 21 for years? Well, buckle…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Trump’s Ghostly Victory: Wins GOP Debate Without Showing Up
In an unprecedented display of political bravado, former President Donald Trump boldly declared himself the winner of last night’s GOP debate on Truth Social.…
· By Martin Finch
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Opinion
Pushed Too Far: The Pusha T Incident That Has Everyone Asking, ‘Where’s the Respect for Grandma?’
Friends, readers, and rubber-ball enthusiasts gather ’round! It’s high time we discuss the incident with the entire internet in stitches or stitches of outrage,…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Wagner Boss Yevgeny Prigozhin Accidentally Falls Out of Plane Window Moments Before It Crashes – The Russian Window Phenomenon Continues
In an event already being hailed as the ultimate example of the “Russian Window Phenomenon,” Wagner boss Yevgeny Prigozhin has outdone himself. You’ve heard…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Biden’s Soup Burn: A ‘Steaming’ Show of Support for Maui or Just a Bowl of Presidential Misstep?
MAUI, HI — The nation’s Commander-in-Chief, President Joe Biden, landed in Maui with a mission: to show some solidarity, to lend a shoulder, to…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Ron DeSantis Shouts ‘I Am the King of New York’ and Threatens Jay-Z with Concrete Shoes in Shocking GOP Debate
New York’s crown has been claimed, and no, it’s not by a rapper or a Broadway star, but by Florida’s Governor Ron DeSantis. In…
· By Martin Finch
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Politics
Unbuttoned Shirts and Unearthed Secrets: Trump’s Candid Conversation with Tucker Carlson!
Arguably, this interview was one of the most popular, airing during the debate, it saw over 74 million views in less than an hour…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Peppa Pig Spills the Tea: Tucker Carlson’s Shocking Twitter Interview You Won’t Believe!
You thought 2020 was a wild ride? Hold onto your bacon because 2023 just cranked up the sizzle! In a move that’s left jaws…
· By Martin Finch