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Science & Technology
George Soros Swipes New York Times with a $7 Lifeline: Twitter Blue Checkmark Drama Unfolds!
Billionaire philanthropist George Soros has swooped in to save the floundering New York Times from the embarrassment of losing its coveted blue checkmark on…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Generous Clown-Face Gift Leaves New York Times Red-Nosed and Speechless!
New York, NY – The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
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Science & Technology
Twitter Blue Users Under Attack as Broke and Lonely Unverified Twitter Users Turn to Jealousy and Spite
It’s a classic case of the haves versus the have-nots: as more and more Twitter users struggle to make ends meet, they’re turning their…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect
In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…
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Science & Technology
Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee
You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can’t afford…
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Science & Technology
Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail
In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover: The End of Sanity, The Birth of a New Era of Crazy
When Elon acquired Twitter, he promised to take the platform to new heights. Little did the world know, those new heights would be a…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Shocked to Discover He Has a Lot in Common with Average Joe
Billionaire entrepreneur and CEO of SpaceX and Tesla, Elon Musk, announced that he, too had to scrape together billions of dollars and take out…
